Shaking Hands with Obama

Pictured here is 89 year old Palestinian news correspondent, Helen Thomas, shaking hands with President Obama as she leaves the White House press briefing room for the last time.

Obama Sends Help to Gulf Coast!

Ask KIM Jong IL: About Birds

Dear Great Reader-
My Face Book friend, Flag Gazer, tells me of this stray bird she found. I think it could be a Green Quaker Parrot. If so, how can I be sure?

Sincerely,
Byrd D. Watcher
Chickenscat, Nebraska


Deer Chickenscat-

You are frum fly-over country and don't know of my simple test for birds???!!!
Oh well, let Great Reader clues you in! The answer is found using
"KIM Jong Il's Stray Bird Test".
...First off, you needs two average size cereal (or rice) bowls.
...Next, fill one with water and the other wiff oatsmeal.
...Now, note that if the bird goes diwreckedly to the water and starts to bobbing it's 'lil head under then you'll have your answer!
Your streamlined feathered stray friend is a Baptist...not a Quaker!!!

Great Birder
KIM Jong IL
NKFC Franchise Owner
(Norf Korean Fried Chicken)

P.M.S. Be careful of any stray birds who knock on your door!!! Could be a census taker or worse...a Jehovah's Witness!!!

Bamboo Floors 'N Stuff

Finally I'm posting a couple of pictures of the "blamboo" floors in our "Imperial Palace". Left- Elvis inspects floor of the bar area. Note B-B-Q built into fireplace. It's a bar you can cook at! Right- view from front entry looking into formal living room and down the hall.





Our house was decorated by a combination of influences from Elvis, Koreans (North and South), Austin Powers, Rip Taylor, Chubby Checker, Johnny Yune, Jonathan Winters, Batman, and Jackie Chan. Hope you approve! Now on to stuff...our son graduated from 8th grade on Friday and took off yesterday for NYC to see "Phantom of the Grand ole Oprah" on Broadway, Ground Zero, and stupid Wall Street. Later he and his school group go on to Philadelphia, Gettysburg, Obamaville (DC), and Colonial Williamsburg. Hope my boy ain't too busy texting to see some of the sights....frickin teenagers! All is good out here. Hoping the best for all of you. Remember that Great Reader RUV's you all VERY LOOONG TIME!!!

66 Years Ago

God bless our WWII Veterans and their families.
(Thanks to Gun Nutt for the reminder)

Umpire Jim Joyce Called to White House

This from AP...

"DETROIT (AP) - Armando Galarraga bitterly sipped a beer minutes after he almost pitched a perfect game, lashing out at first base umpire Jim Joyce for blowing a call that negated his place in baseball history."

This just in from White House Press Secretary Baghdad Bob Gibbs...



Jim Joyce has just been announced as Gulf Coast Oil Spill Czar by
President Barack Hussein Obama!!!

KIM Jong IL is Fair & Balanced

Meanwhile somewhere south of WalMart's mass producer of "Tainted Chinese Chicken Treats for Chihuahuas", Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL, takes time out from his bidgee (Korean speak for busy) day to surf the web for the latest news...

KIM: Let's see...hmmm....I'm go and crick (click) on favorites tab... now I'm cricks on Matts Drudge Leeport...

WANG- What's up, Great Reader?

KIM: Nuffin much, General Wang. Just checking the news. Let's see...

OBAMA... has professors talk and theorize about the Gulf Coast
oil leak while BP's saw is stuck on stupid.

TURKISH 9/11!!! Peace loving knife wielding Turkish Chef's Cruise & Convention crashed for no reason by evil Special Op's Jewish Pirates.
Nine "Islam is a Religion of Peace" protesters murdered by Israeli infidels! World demands apology for Israel's horrindous actions NOW!!!

UNITED NATIONS... to send Great Reader,KIM Jong Il, a letter of reprimand for torpedoing a South Korean sub and killing
46 R.O.K. sailors. Obama and Hillery cool with that.

WANG- Some interesting headlines there, Sir.

KIM- It's all about being fair and balanced! I'm just ruvs the
main steam media.

(hat tip to Steve Frey for the inspiration)