Go HERE and laugh looong time at some fantastic pirate clowning!!!
Thursday, April 16, 2009
More Susan Roesgen
It's pay-back time for Susan Roesgen, the Chicago Underhanded News Telecaster . Watch as Susan gets her C.U.N.T. creds shoved right back in her CNN face. HERE
(*Thanks to My Pet Jawa for this material)
(*Thanks to My Pet Jawa for this material)
Iran asks US to compensate for "past mistakes"
I saw this headline and just had to say WTF is this?! Is Baghdad Bob working in Tehran as well as Washington DC? Hey assholes, many of us remember 1979. Fu@king Carter and now Obama...sheezzzzz!
KIM Jong IL on Susan Roesgen
Meanwhile somewhere North of the DMZ in the "Land 'O the Morning Missile Launch" we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL, DickTator of Norf Korea, watching his favorite news program...
KIM- WOW! General Wang! Get over here!
WANG- Yes, your Greatness?
KIM- Check out this C.U.N.T.!
WANG- Great Reader, I am shocked! Are you looking at porn again?
KIM- Oh hell NO! I'm just watching CNN news reporter SUSAN ROESGEN on my Heathkit brack and white TV set.
WANG- But such language, Sir!
KIM- (Kim adjusting rabbit ears) What wanguage you tawkin about?
WANG- Cunt! I'm talking about the word "cunt", your Most Foul-Mouthed One.
KIM- Cunt is not bad word. Is ack-crow-nim.
WANG- An acronym, Sir?
KIM- Yoo gots it, Einstyme.
WANG- Sir, I'm no Einstein but cunt, Sir? You say CNN news reporter SUSAN ROESGEN is a CUNT, Sir?
KIM- Just rook at the bideo and tell me SUSAN ROESGEN is not a
Chicago Underhanded News Telecaster (C.U.N.T.)
WANG- Looking at the video, Sir.
KIM- What chew think now, General Wang?
WANG- Susan Roesgen's a cunt, alright.
KIM- Eggsackedlee! Now get me some Happy Jolly Time brand, butterlicious type, plop-corn, and put "Behind the Red Door" featuring Madame Albright, in the Sony Beta-Max.
WANG- Motion-Lotion, Sir?
KIM- You knows it!
WANG- (I hate my job)
KIM- WOW! General Wang! Get over here!
WANG- Yes, your Greatness?
KIM- Check out this C.U.N.T.!
WANG- Great Reader, I am shocked! Are you looking at porn again?
KIM- Oh hell NO! I'm just watching CNN news reporter SUSAN ROESGEN on my Heathkit brack and white TV set.
WANG- But such language, Sir!
KIM- (Kim adjusting rabbit ears) What wanguage you tawkin about?
WANG- Cunt! I'm talking about the word "cunt", your Most Foul-Mouthed One.
KIM- Cunt is not bad word. Is ack-crow-nim.
WANG- An acronym, Sir?
KIM- Yoo gots it, Einstyme.
WANG- Sir, I'm no Einstein but cunt, Sir? You say CNN news reporter SUSAN ROESGEN is a CUNT, Sir?
KIM- Just rook at the bideo and tell me SUSAN ROESGEN is not a
Chicago Underhanded News Telecaster (C.U.N.T.)
WANG- Looking at the video, Sir.
KIM- What chew think now, General Wang?
WANG- Susan Roesgen's a cunt, alright.
KIM- Eggsackedlee! Now get me some Happy Jolly Time brand, butterlicious type, plop-corn, and put "Behind the Red Door" featuring Madame Albright, in the Sony Beta-Max.
WANG- Motion-Lotion, Sir?
KIM- You knows it!
WANG- (I hate my job)
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Baghdad Bob on Tea Party
Praise Allah, all you Fox News'd heathens! Baghdad Bob here to deliver the following information to your non-believing pig-like ears with skulls full of Rush Limbaugh mush! His Excellency, Barack Hussein Obama, has never heard of your foolish Tea Party! The proof is HERE. See? Obama knows nothing of it. Just as I have said. As John Galt is my witness, I tell you infidels the truth!
Happy Birthday KIM IL SUNG
Dear Leader KIM Jong IL is busy celebrating "The Day of the Sun" (Sunny Beach). This is the anniversary of the birth of founding president (KIM's Daddy) Great Leader Kim Il-Sung. KIM Jong IL has ordered extra rations of food (weeds) and drink (pond scum) be issued in the communist state, where millions go hungry due to shortages.
PARTY!!!
Go Navy!
*Pictured above is evidence of the US Navy going green. In an effort to keep our environment green...US Navy SEAL's recycle their kills.
Swim with the fishes, pirates. Special thanks to THE SNIPER for photo.
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