Rest in Peace Liquid

I just got word from a blog friend named Jean that Liquid Illuzion (Suzanne Horne) took her life on Christmas Eve. I discovered her wonderful wit and sense of humor only around Thanksgiving. This hurts and brings back memories. Memories I would like to forget. My brother Joe committed suicide back in 1971. I was 16 years old and helped my Dad take Joe off the end of a rope. All these hurts are back. I pray Joe and Liquid are in heaven together. Pray for those who loved and knew the good of Suzanne. Please pray for them all. Go here and here for more on the lovely Suzanne. I'm so very hurt by this news. Some hurts will never go away and we may never know the why's.

Happy Birthday Elvis

I'm still ruvving and missing Elvis LOOONG time! I'm so rone-some tonight.
Great Reader,
KIM Jong IL
Near the DMZ

Back in Time

Do you know what happened 158 years ago this fall... back in 1850?

California became a state.

The people had no electricity.

The state had no money.

Almost everyone spoke Spanish.

There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically nothing has changed except the women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands.

*I took this from the internet (hat tip Elder Sister Carol)

To my Kid Sister Susie

My Elder Sister Carol has had another knee replaced back in November and is doing very well! This award goes out to my Lil' Sister (the R.N.) who's advice to seek a better hospital (where she works) was just what the Doctor ordered!. Elder Sister Carol's recovery and everything... went a million times better and I do believe that 2009 will be the Year of the Ass Kicking Knees! I just wanted to thank LOOONG TIME my Lil' Sister Susie (who does not sell seashells at the seashore) for her wise advice. You're a great kid-sister, Susie! I RUV and THANK YOU so much!!! Go see a recent photo of my Little Sister Susie relaxing after a hard day's work at the hospital by clicking HERE! Happy New Year to all you Sisters out there from this Mutha of a Brother, JihadGene! JG ;)

Baghdad Bob on Hamas Spokesman

Hello Infidels! Baghdad Bob here with some troubling news. I know what you non-believers are thinking..."Oh, Baghdad Bob is gonna tell us the Hamas Fighters of Satan are kicking some serious Israeli butt". If you believe this then you are completely wrong and may Larry Craig be using the nearest airport bathroom stall adjacent to you! I was reading some fair and balanced MSM news when I saw the headline reading "Gaza will become 'cemetery' for Israeli Army". Does that kind of crap sound familiar to you? Of course it did! This statement was made by Hamas spokesman Ismail Radwan, also known in the Castro District of Tehran as Debbie. WTF?! So what next may we hear from this schtick stealing snake? How's about...

'We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters, 1 Menorah, 6 puppy dogs, and their shovels - We have driven them back."
"Surrender or be burned in your tanks. Like tax payers in a government bail-out"
"No I am not scared of Jimmy Dean and neither should you be!"
"We have them surrounded in their UAW built POS Chryslers"
"Israel is not worth an old shoe (code for Hillary), being thrown at it."
Of Israeli troops: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them."
"We will welcome them with Obama and Reverend Wright."
"Tel Aviv has thrown their bacon on the fire"
"These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying" (sounds like congress)
"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of the Gaza Strip]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in all of Fresno. This is an illusion ... Democrats are trying to sell to the others an illusion."

Does any of this, Praise Allah, shit sound familiar to you? I thought so. Fuck Hamas! Go Israel!!!

New Year's Day Road Trip

On New Year's morning we packed up the van with our niece & nephew, and Ben (son of Kim and me...JihadGene). Woo-Hoo! ROAD TRIP! It be on like Donky-Kong!

Here... in sort of a chronological order is our Monterey/Big Sur adventure:
0520- JihadGene wakes up after a full 4 hours of sleep. He does the mandatory three S's ( two are shower and shave...you figure out the other "S").
o600- Wake up all other Infidels in household. This consists of wife (Kim), son (Ben), and spies from South Korea (niece & nephew)... the lovely Jina... and not-so-lovely Jae.
0600-0700 JihadGene loads van with necessary items, consisting of the following...

#1 Kim-bop
No self-respecting Korean would ever go on a road trip or picnic without this!

#2 A gang 'O other shit!
* Note-If I learned one thing in the US Army, I learned this..."Better to have and need-not, than to need and not have"... besides, you can always pretend you are a worthless US Navy sailor and throw all that unnecessary shit overboard, then play like you didn't know what happened to it!

0700- Check engine fluid levels, tires, etc. It's a Toyota and not a POS like my Dodge truck...
...all is a Go!
o705- Load van with heathens/family.
0710- Stop at our Mom & Pop store for Jina who needs some Uggs boots. While Jina and Kim are in store JihadGene (known as driver), Ben (known as Son), and Jae (known as Nephew) go to nearby gas station for fuel, cola, and Snickers Bars.
0720- On the road to beautiful Monterey Bay...home of John Steinbeck's "Cannery Row".
The weather was overcast (a kind of a high fog) in the Central Valley.
1015- Arrive alive at Fisherman's Wharf, Monterey! Woo-Hoo!!!
I didn't crash the van or nothing! The fog has burned off. Monterey is blue skies and beautiful ocean! Unload/unass van. Go to eat.
1020- Eat at Fisherman's Wharf. Talk staff into cooking lunch although they are still serving breakfast. They do it for us...more Woo-Hoos...here! All things fried...snapper, squid, sand dabs, shrimp...big portions...great food...good price...seating at window with a million $ view of the harbor...BEAUTIFUL!
1100- Finish meal. Leave nice tip for good people. Go for walk along beautiful pathway. Monterey is DA BOMB, looong time!
1150- Buy whale watching tour boat tickets. Great deal...only $25 per person (for a full 2 hours) at Chris' Fishing & Boat Tours!
1230- Boat leaves. All family on board. We lucky. Sit outside on front of boat. Sunshine and cold but we are dressed for it. We see sea lions, whale, otters, seals, and a big pod of maybe 75 dolphins...it is a blessing! A Happy New Year it certainly is! Jae (nephew age 23) and Jina (niece age 25) yell with delight as the boat's nose dips up and down...we all do...WE LOVE IT!!! No one seasick...all is good. People laugh at Jae in good spirit because he is so very into the boat ride and yelling with pure abandon and delight! Man, are we happy!!! Jae and Jina have never done this sort of thing even though their home (Korea) is on a peninsula, this makes it all the more worthwhile. Jae has only recently finished his "mandatory" (draft) 2 years of service in the ROK Army and it is his very first time in the United States. It's a special time, indeed!
1430 (2:30 PM)- Return to dock. Get land-legs back. Bathroom break.
1500-1700 (3-5PM) Load up and drive down the most beautiful highway in the world (Hwy 1) south from Monterey to Big Sur and Cambria. Stop for many photos. Jina very happy!
1800 (6PM) Stop in Atascadero for In-n-Out Burgers. JihadGene very happy!
2030 (8:30PM) Arrive home after a wonderful 450 miles.
Well...It was a very special day. I won't forget this one, I assure you. I hope all of you have a wonderful 2009. If you had a New Year's day even 1/10th as good as ours...you had a great day.

Our best to you all in 2009,
Great Reader/JihadGene... and family!
**About the picture- This is Jina at a stop along Hwy 1 near Big Sur.

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

Man, I put some miles on the van yesterday and all 450 of them were wonderful! We got on a boat and saw blue ocean, blue skies, sunshine, whales, and dolphins! It just doesn't get any better than that. More on Monterey Bay later. It's a Friday and in honor of our New Year's Day road trip I give you a song in tribute to our good time together. So get up and dance with JihadGene and Kim, who closed the store on New Year's Day, and dance to the the tune called "It's All Right".
It's Friday!! Let's dance!!!