Hello Infidels! Baghdad Bob here with some troubling news. I know what you non-believers are thinking..."Oh, Baghdad Bob is gonna tell us the Hamas Fighters of Satan are kicking some serious Israeli butt". If you believe this then you are completely wrong and may Larry Craig be using the nearest airport bathroom stall adjacent to you! I was reading some fair and balanced MSM news when I saw the headline reading "Gaza will become 'cemetery' for Israeli Army". Does that kind of crap sound familiar to you? Of course it did! This statement was made by Hamas spokesman Ismail Radwan, also known in the Castro District of Tehran as Debbie. WTF?! So what next may we hear from this schtick stealing snake? How's about...
'We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters, 1 Menorah, 6 puppy dogs, and their shovels - We have driven them back."
"Surrender or be burned in your tanks. Like tax payers in a government bail-out"
"No I am not scared of Jimmy Dean and neither should you be!"
"We have them surrounded in their UAW built POS Chryslers"
"Israel is not worth an old shoe (code for Hillary), being thrown at it."
Of Israeli troops: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them."
"We will welcome them with Obama and Reverend Wright."
"Tel Aviv has thrown their bacon on the fire"
"These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying" (sounds like congress)
"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of the Gaza Strip]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in all of Fresno. This is an illusion ... Democrats are trying to sell to the others an illusion."
"Surrender or be burned in your tanks. Like tax payers in a government bail-out"
"No I am not scared of Jimmy Dean and neither should you be!"
"We have them surrounded in their UAW built POS Chryslers"
"Israel is not worth an old shoe (code for Hillary), being thrown at it."
Of Israeli troops: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them."
"We will welcome them with Obama and Reverend Wright."
"Tel Aviv has thrown their bacon on the fire"
"These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying" (sounds like congress)
"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of the Gaza Strip]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in all of Fresno. This is an illusion ... Democrats are trying to sell to the others an illusion."
Does any of this, Praise Allah, shit sound familiar to you? I thought so. Fuck Hamas! Go Israel!!!
