BAGHDAD BOB- Hello, all of you INFIDELS, and greetings from Fresno, California! Sorry to interrupt your regularly scheduled Fox Nude's and Friends broadcast but I have breaking news, Praise Allah!!! It seems your ChiLite-Kenyan-Hawaiian leader...
Barack Saddamacornhussein Obama... has once again stolen an award from the grave of a dead man... No, not Al Gore!...I'm talking about Saddam Hussein! Even in death, Saddam Hussein is greater than your American Great Grandma of a Satan, Nancy Pelosi! If anyone should have received the Nobel Peace Prize it should have been...
KANYE WEST- 'Scuse me for interrupting, Muh-Fugger...but wiff out a doubt, Beyonce is the best Nobel Piece Prize Winner of all time, e'va! Speakin of winners...here's former Green Jobs Czar, Van Jones...
VAN JONES- Assholes!!!
WALTER CRONKITE- And that's the way it is, on JihadGene's television. We now return you to our normally scheduled program "John Kerry, Hero of North Vietnam" starring Paul Lynde.
