Meanwhile somewhere north of the Samsung HD-LCD TV factories, in the "Land of the Morning Missile Launch", we find Norf Korea's Great Reader KIM Jong IL checking the news on his computer...
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KIM: Hmmm...must check cumpooter for news of whole wirld. Let's see, US dollah falling...good, no supplies(surprise) there...hmmm... People's still tawking about Obamamma's NoaskNotell Piece Prize...OK......hmmm...WHAT?! WTFRUCK? General Wang!!!
WANG- Right here, Great Reader! What's wrong?
KIM- Look at Dludge Leeport...
WANG- Looking at Drudge Report, Sir.
KIM- (pointing) You see how Obamamma is winner of Piece Pwize?
WANG- Yes, Sir...
KIM- Now just skoal down with mouse and look..THERE!
WANG- Sir! What should we do?
KIM- Those bearded pieces-of-fee-sizz (feces) have jumped the shark! Mudder puckers! Those Towelibands can not be twusted!
WANG- I'll have five short range rockets launched immediately, Sir!
KIM- Very good. If anybody is to make a states-meant about "Mr Peace Pwize Pwesident", it's Great Reader KIM Jong IL...not those goat molesters of the Hidefromu Puss (hindu kush) mountains!!
Meanwhile somewhere north of the Samsung HD-LCD TV factories, in the "Land of the Morning Missile Launch", we find Norf Korea's Great Reader KIM Jong IL checking the news on his computer...
(clicka-clicka...scroll-scroll)
KIM: Hmmm...must check cumpooter for news of whole wirld. Let's see, US dollah falling...good, no supplies(surprise) there...hmmm... People's still tawking about Obamamma's NoaskNotell Piece Prize...OK......hmmm...WHAT?! WTFRUCK? General Wang!!!
WANG- Right here, Great Reader! What's wrong?
KIM- Look at Dludge Leeport...
WANG- Looking at Drudge Report, Sir.
KIM- (pointing) You see how Obamamma is winner of Piece Pwize?
WANG- Yes, Sir...
KIM- Now just skoal down with mouse and look..THERE!
WANG- Sir! What should we do?
KIM- Those bearded pieces-of-fee-sizz (feces) have jumped the shark! Mudder puckers! Those Towelibands can not be twusted!
WANG- I'll have five short range rockets launched immediately, Sir!
KIM- Very good. If anybody is to make a states-meant about "Mr Peace Pwize Pwesident", it's Great Reader KIM Jong IL...not those goat molesters of the Hidefromu Puss (hindu kush) mountains!!
WANG- Rockets are launched, Sir.
KIM- Very good. Now get me a Shirley's Temple.
WANG- Umbrella?
KIM- (rolls eyes) Well, hell yes...duh?!