Presidents Just Want to Have Fun

Our President is still on vacation. Still. Here's a JihadGene rewrite of Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun".

President's Just Want to Have Fun: sung by President Obama

I'm never home in the morning light
Hater's sayin',"When in hell are you gonna do your job right?"
Let me make it clear... we're not the fortunate ones
And Presidents...they want to have fun
Oh Presidents just want to have fun

The phone rings telling me about some stupid Middle Eastern fight
Michelle yells to me, "Where we gonna go eat at tonight?!"
Oh Baby dear you know we'll just take Air Force One
Cuz Obamas they want to have fun
The Obamas just want to have fun

That's all we really want
Some fun
When the golfing day is done
Obamas they want to have fun
The Obamas just want to have fun

Conservatives, they take it like a little girl
Say I can't hide away from the rest of the world
I want to be "The One", a "Raisin in the Sun"
Obamas they want to have fun
The Obamas just want to have

That's all we really want
Some fun
When my vacation days are done
My Girls still want to have fun
O's girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun....