Meanwhile back in the Land of the Morning Missile Launch. Somewhere's north of the DMZ (or Red Neck Ramblings' TMZ.com) Great Reader and Late Sleeper, KIM Jong IL is awakened at precisely....Knock-knock-knock! Bling-blong! BLING-BLONG! KNOCKA_KNOCKA-KNOCKA!BLING-BLOOOONG LOOONG-TIME!!!
KIM- Grood grief! (looks at time-mex watch) Eight 'O Crock?! EIGHT 'O CROCK IN DA MORNING?! Who in dee hell's wakes up Great Reader at Eight A.M.? Guess I'm find out.(KIM opens door to three Jehovah's Witnesses)
JW#1- Good morning Sir!
KIM- Yes?
JW#2- Sir, have you ever wondered what is going on in today's worldly-world?
KIM- Well, I'm...
JW#3- Have you ever asked what is going on in this worldly-world of worldly-men?
KIM- Well, I'm...
JW#1, JW#2, and JW#3- HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOURSELF WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLDLY-WORLD, OF WORLDLY-MEN, RUNNING THINGS IN THEIR WORLDLY-WAYS?!
KIM- Look, here Five Dollah (U.S.)! Juss takie and yoo go now. No needs WatchTower or Awake magazine. Have a nice day.
(KIM shuts door)
I'm muss be getting old. I'm was nice to doze guys...Oh well, back to bed!
BLING-BLONG! KNOCKA_knocka-Knock!
(KIM opens door)
KIM- Does I'm knows you guys on bi-psychos (bicycles)?
Mormon#1 & Mormon#2- Perhaps Sir. We are here representing The Jesus Christ Church of...
KIM- I'm nose...Ladder daze Saints. Okray. Here 5 Dollah (U.S.)! I'm buy some Amway laundry detergent and one Donnie & Marie CD.
(KIM shuts door)
KNOCKA-KNOCKA_knocka. Blong-BLING! BLING_BING!
(Aww...hell)
And so it goes. Ruv Yoo Looong Time!
Great Reader, KIM Jong IL
