Please be informed that the Great Reader, KIM Jong IL, DickTater of the glorious starving people of North Korea thanks you... the American people.... and Hillary Clinton, from the bottom of his stroke-free great heart for the Wii set with buttons! Great Reader received it via the Chinese only hours ago and has already taken the Wii fitness test. It pleases me to inform you that the slim and trim Dicktater KIM Jong Il's Wii fitness age is 18 years old! Admittedly though our Great Reader was hoping for a Playstation 3 as the old Playstation 1, given him by Madame Albright, is pretty-much shot-out.
Sincerely, General (Seven Star) Wang DPRK, Norf Korea
Dear Americans,
Please be informed that the Great Reader, KIM Jong IL, DickTater of the glorious starving people of North Korea thanks you... the American people.... and Hillary Clinton, from the bottom of his stroke-free great heart for the Wii set with buttons! Great Reader received it via the Chinese only hours ago and has already taken the Wii fitness test. It pleases me to inform you that the slim and trim Dicktater KIM Jong Il's Wii fitness age is 18 years old! Admittedly though our Great Reader was hoping for a Playstation 3 as the old Playstation 1, given him by Madame Albright, is pretty-much shot-out.
Sincerely,
General (Seven Star) Wang
DPRK, Norf Korea