(CNN) -- Iran unveiled the first long-range military drone manufactured in the country on Sunday, state media reported.
The unmanned aerial vehicle is capable of carrying out bombing missions against ground targets and flying long distances at a high speed, Press TV said.
Meanwhile somewhere north of the 46" LCDHD TV Samsung factories we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL watching CNN on his state-of-the-NorfKorean-art, 1959 RCA Victor brack & white television set...
KIM: General Wang!!!
WANG: Right here, Great Reader! What can I do for you, Sir?
KIM: Adjust wabbit ears on telweebizzion set to bling in CNN news.
WANG: All adjusted, Sir.
KIM: (pointing to TV) Will ya rook at that?! WOW!
WANG: Hmmm...it seems Iran has developed a long distance drone for bombing, Great One.
KIM: Those gay Iranians are very cleaver peoples!
WANG- That's clever, Sir.
KIM: Whats-ever.
WANG: Sir, with such a drone... and now that Iran has a nuclear reactor... where do you think all this is headed to, Sir?
KIM: For sures it's gots to be Israel.
WANG: Should the USA's President Obama be concerned about such a weapon, Sir?
KIM: I'm would says if drone is heading towards the White's House, no pwoblem...but if vacation spots with golf courses are targeted, then Obama's got serious twoubles.
KIM & WANG: Bwahhahahahaha!!!
