Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Second Choice Visits DPRK

Meanwhile...somewhere north of the 38th Parallel we find Norf Korea's Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un in a bit of a funk...

KIM: General Wang! Front and sinner! More booze now! 

WANG: What Sir? Is Dennis Rodman here already?! 

KIM: No, I'm just deplessed. Want dwink.

WANG: Okay, Sir...but I thought, what with Dennis Rodman's visit and all...that you'd be happy, Sir.

KIM: I'm knows...but Dennis Wadman was numba 2 choice...and numba 1 choice couldn't make it.

WANG: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that, Sir. Would you mind telling me who your first choice was?

KIM: Miley Cyrus. 


USA_Admiral said...

True and Funny!

Coffeypot said...

A sick man.

LL said...

To true to be THAT funny.

Kid said...

rodman says he's a good kid. I wonder though... Missed you gene !