Saturday, March 16, 2013

North Korean Army forms New Unit

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS! A new military unit has been unveiled today, near Pyongyang. Seen below is the DPRK's Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un with his latest creation...the People's Army 'O Little People! KIM stated this newly formed order of "Light Fighters" was unleashed now, due to a "DOUBLE THREAT" from the war provocateurs of America!

Great New Reader KIM cited the "double threat" as Disney's recent release of the movie "Oz" and the fact that St Patrick's day is this Sunday. That is all. Go find some food. 


LL said...

Are you sure that they aren't leprechauns gearing up for St. Patrick's Day tomorrow?

Coffeypot said...

Does North Korea have a Happy St.Un's Day? Everybody wears RED in honor of the Communist Party? Should have!