Holy Crappy Anniversary!
It was a rough wedding anniversary for the Dynamic Duo on Tuesday! 1st it started raining, in our store, Fashion Thug! But to get to Fashion Thug, we first had to drive down our dirt road, now known as Mud Avenue, to get onto the hardtop...due to road expansion in front of our bat cave. Holy bat crap! Next, that morning, we were told that the stupid Chicago Title Company screwed up the paperwork AGAIN so we are still waiting to be paid for our land and 90 feet of block wall the city took over and demolished in order to turn our street into it's current holy mud hole condition. This is all in the name of road expansion for 4 lanes of traffic, a center divider-island, sidewalks, and gutters. Oh well. Next on my holy anniversary "to do" list, I picked up some flowers I had "special ordered" for my ruvly Bat Wife. You know, the ones that I put in a special request for last freeking Wednesday?! I was sooo proud of myself because I was thinking ahead! Way to go, JG! So very proud too, of my bad bat-self, for coming up with the perfect flowers for her! Flowers with all kinds of colored roses! Well...what started out as a great idea...ended up looking like a KIM Jong IL born-again Easter Sunday flower bouquet for the Dear Leader's casket! Holy bat DAMN! I ended up with only 3 stinking red roses in a gawd LOOONG time awful wild 'n wacky $91 floral arrangement! Well, finally evening comes and we two LOOONG time love birds (or love bats) were in a wonderful Italian restaurant when right before our food arrives...we receive a phone call from the bat girls (employees) at Fashion Thug. It seems that four heathen Fashion Thug wanna be shoppers grabbed a bunch of merchandise and decided to run out without paying. Oh well, it certainly was a memorable 37th anniversary...LOOONG time!!! It'll be better next year. Regardless of the bat guano, it will be better! Anyways, God bless you all and our wonderful US Armed Forces and their families! May all your anniversaries be happy...not crappy! JG & The Ruvly KIM ;)
4 comments:
Gene, you are with the love of your life, and in the end, that's all the matters. Even though I am well aware that Korean women are the Queens of dishing out brutal punishment. haha I'm sure your wife was sooooo tickled just to get flowers and have a nice dinner. Congratulations on a very long marriage and I hope you have many more years together!!
Happy Anniversary to Gene and the Lovely Mrs. Here's to many, many more.
There's a saying on Wall Street. When it can't get worse, it has to get better.
Good times are on the way my friend. Triple Guaranteed.
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