Hi, how's yo Mama, and welcome to KIM Jong Un's DPRKbay store! If you've been searching the Wirl Why Webb for slightly used, wet, fire and smoke damaged wocket parts...then, search no more! Urethra! You found it, LOOONG time!!! For ownree $225 (US currency) we offer FREE shipping and handling! No cheap South Korean Samsung shit! This is Chinese and Iranian 1st quality merchandise only! Playpal accepted! KIM Jong Un is a registered sex offender and DPRK-bay Power Seller with zero negative feedback! Shop with us and have a wonderful weekend LOOONG time!!!
4 comments:
Sorry, Mr. Kim Jong Un, not interested. The rockets I get at the Indian reservation a few days before the 4th of July fly a lot farther and don't cost as much. And they make cool sparkly effects in the sky when they pop, instead of a boring splash in the ocean.
I'll take a Russian supplied nuke!
Checks in the mail.
Urethra!
hahaha
Urethra!
OMG, I'm still laughing...
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