Meanwhile...somewhere north of the Samsung-Starvation line...or the DMZ's 38th Parallel, we find Norf Korea's Supreme Leader, KIM Jong Un, exhibiting cultural and religious sensitivity.
KIM: General Wang! Where are you with my Lent-Mardy-Graw Margarita?!
WANG: Right here, Sir! Sorry but it took a little time to find you the appropriate drink in accordance with your observance of Lent and Mardi Gras, Great One.
KIM: Better wait, than never!
(examines drink)
Wowsers! It looks wonderousfull LOOONG time!!!
WANG: Thank you, Sir. I found the recipe on the internet...a website called "The Mormon Lounge".
KIM: (further examines drink) Hey! This drink is empty! What's up with that, General Wang?!
WANG: That's exactly the way it is served, Sir. I followed the instructions precisely, Your Supremeness.
KIM: (further examining empty glass) Hmmm...drink handsome on outside but empty on inside...Hmmm... What is name of drink, General Wang?
WANG: It's called a "Mitt Romney", Sir.
KIM: I should halves known.
6 comments:
Oooh, burrrrrrrn!
Mitt Romney is a Dweeb Lonnnng Time!
Gene, you're site now requires Capcha codes - if you didn't know..
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PASS IT ON PLEASE !
Kid- Didn't know about the stupid codes. Fixed it, I hope! Thanks LOOONG time!!!
My pleasure Gene.
And I did confirm tonight that womanhonorthyself.com does indeedy have a trojan on it. My last post.
And it's a nasty muther.
And Thank You !
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