Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL conversing with a troubled General Wang.
KIM: General Wang...what's-a-matta for you?! Why you looks so troubled?
WANG: Sir, I keep having dreams of tornadoes! Over and over again! Horrible howling winds! I can't get a decent nights sleep, Great One. I wish I could have my tornado dreams interpreted so I could understand what's going on with me.
KIM: I can do easy, General Wang.
WANG: You can interpret my tornado dreams, Great Reader?!
KIM: Sure ting! In fack your dream is very common LOOONG time!!!
WANG: Really??? So what's it all mean?
KIM: It cans means own-ree one of two tings, General Wang!
WANG: And that is???...
Numba 1: Your wife needs to change bag in her Hoovers "Wind Tunnel" vacuums cleaner
Numba 2: You have been watching way too many Obama "Jobs Bill" speeches!
KIM & WANG: BWAHAHAHAAAhaaahaaa!!!
WANG: I feel better already, Great Reader!
KIM: Laughter is best medicine LOOONG time, General Wang.