No Hurricane In Central California

Hope all you folks on the east coast are safe and doing well. It's a Saturday morning here in Central California, somewhere north of the DMZ of Bakersfield. Right now my teenager is probably praying. Praying for hurricane Irene to make landfall in the Fresno area. That way he won't have to mow the lawn. But he's dealing with a Dad! A Dad who was trained by the best! My trainer (and Dad) was a WWII Marine. So... "come hell or high water" (hurricanes too) ...the lawn will be mowed! I'm a Dad. It's what we Dad's do. I also tend to go KIM Jong IL when shit doesn't get done. Have a great weekend LOOONG time and keep all our troops and their families in your prayers!!! JG ;)

Al Sharpton's Teleprompter Troubles

My question for Reverend Al can only be...WTM???!!! (WHAT THE MUCH?)

KIM Jong IL Reviews You Tube Vido

Meanwhile...somewhere north of South Korea's DMZ we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL wasting time, watching crap on You Tube.

KIM: Oh that's a good one LOOONG time!!! General Wang! Come here!

WANG: Yes, Great Reader Sir!?

KIM: Take looks at this Tube of You video, of funny Aflac-can American!

(together WANG and KIM view video)

WANG: Say Great Reader, that's really funny! He should do one about the US Government! Say, like..."Jones' Big Ass Government & 401K Stock Market Academy".

KIM: BWAHAhahahahahahaha!!! Good ones, General Wang but a brother from Hawaii already beat him to it!

KIM & WANG: ROR LOOONG TIME!!! (Raff Out Roud)

(Big hat Tip to BlackFive's Matt Burden for this Video and inspiration!!!)

KIM Jong IL Says Happy Birthday Mr President

Meanwhile somewhere north of South Korea's 38th Parallel we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL hearing the latest news about the New York stock exchange from 7 star General Wang of The People's Gloriously Starving Army.

KIM- Stock market going bellies up, LOOONG time!!! Read that to me again, General Wang...whats Obama, said.

WANG- He said...

"The stock market is crashing and right after I fixed our budget woes! This is bad news for our young people on welfare...those who need a nest-egg for their unemployed futures! And just as I was planning on making stock ownership a right! Those damn terrorist Republicans are wee-weeing up my birthday bash!"

KIM- ROR!!!