Thursday, January 13, 2011

JihadGene and KIM Jong IL

KIM: JihadGene, you are one lay-gee (lazy) in-dye-bid-ual!

ME: Me? A lazy individual? Nawww...Why you say that, Great Reader?

KIM: Beeclaws you NO brogg LOOONG time!!! What's a matta for you, huh?!

ME: Been thinking I don't like doing this so much....the thrill is to speak.

KIM: Who are you, B.B. Bean?

ME: I think you got L.L. Bean and B.B. King mixed up there, oh Great One.

KIM: All I'm nose is you acting like Mr Bean on holiday...and you no do nothing brogging! In old daze you write about me LOOONG time!!! Now you just waste time on Faces of Book clicking the "I rike it" button on all kinds of weird commenting shit. You even gots friends you don't even knows!

ME: So where we going with this, Great Reader?

KIM: Are you going to continue to brogg all about glorious Great Reader KIM Jong IL or stop your brogging all together?

ME: Hmmm...I don't have all that much time to blog and I haven't been good about visiting other friends on their I uh...well... I'm not sure I'll continue. Guess I'm undecided right now.

KIM: Think about it. You betta think about it LOOONG time and give me an answer by Korean New Years Day!!!

ME: We'll see.

KIM: Indeed.


pamibe said...

"You betta think about it LOOONG time and give me an answer by Korean New Years Day!!!"

LOL! Hope you decide to stick around, Gene... the 'sphere is decidedly more somber without you.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

I nose the peeling. The nooz and events ob dem daze be draynin' da spiritz.

Susan Katz Keating said...

Ruv dis rong rong time!

Teresa said...

I can't talk. I've been dreadful about getting around to blogs, doing fb and all kinds of things lately. But I would certainly miss all the latest on Great Reader if you decided to hang it up. :-)

innominatus said...

I hope you'll stick it out. You have some of the funniest stuff out there.

Six said...

You gotta do what you gotta do but, a little or a lot, we just ruv you loooong time.

K-Dubyah said...

Awh hell JG! Don't leave us!

While I keep up with most of my favs with da reader, I've been slackin' on speaking my thoughts... let me tell ya, most times it's a good thing.

I'm just adding my .02 worth that you stick around for real looong time.

Kid said...

Whatever's best for you Gene. If ya go, then It's been fun and All the Best to you and yours.

As for me, I haven't been assimilated into the Facebook collective yet. Course I don't want anyone finding me either that I don't already talk to. I grew up with some serious butt heads. And what would be the point of creating a fake facebook.

To infinity and Beyond Gene :)