The latest from Pyongyang! Great Bartender, KIM Jong IL, has announced a new drink to help break the "nice" with westerners! Created by our very own Great Reader, it's a drink containing MSG, garlic-vodka, kimchi-Kahlua, and Soju. It's called the "KIM JONG IL,NUKE-WE-ARE, EYE-SHE-B-M"! We at Great Reader highly recommend the derux drink. It comes complete with a complementary pink umbrella...free for $5 dollah (US)! WARNING: The DPRK's Sturgeon's General Office warns that consumption of this drink could cause a severe case of EMP (electromagnetic pulse) or pregnancy in unsuspecting sheep.