Meanwhile slightly south of the Black Cat Fireworks factories of China we find
Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL placing a phone call to JihadGene back in Califloornia to wish him a happy 4th of July...
KIM: (on rotary phone)
JG: (answers phone over sound of gunfire)
This is Gene....whazzup?
...Bang, Bang, BANG!!! BOOM! BLAAAMMM-OH!!!...
Will I accept a collect call from who, Operator?
Tac-Tac-Tac! BOOM! BOO-YA!!!
Operator, I can't hear you...you'll have to speak up!
BLAM> BLAM> AND BLAM!!! WOOOMPH!!! Tat-tat-tat!!!
Still can't hear you, Operator! You'll have to have whoever it is that called call back after the 4th of July...things are just too loud here to hold on a conversation right now!
wooosh...popa-pop-pop-POW!!! BOOOM!!! BOOOM!!!
(Kim hangs up. General WANG enters communications center of DPRK)
WANG: Well Sir, did you wish JihadGene a happy 4th of July?
KIM: Nawww...couldn't get through because of all the gunfire.
WANG- You mean you couldn't get through because of all the noise from the fireworks, Great Reader?
KIM: No. I'm means gunfire.
Gene lives next door to a bunch of Mexiclans.
WANG: I see.
I remember when folks shot off guns on the fourth around here!
Now you justa husha you mouth! Barry said the border is the safest it's been in 20 years. So all that gunfire is nothing to worry about.
Eeeeeh Hombre ! You give me theee Moooney, I give you theee WOOman.
Buff- I hear ya friend!
Inn- Not to worry...we have Janet Napolitano on our side (maybe)!
Kid- You are Paul Newman!!!
Ahahaha. Hey Gene, I can do it again for ya !
Rent that movie tonight if you're bored.
It's no fun, being an illegal alien.
Soon only the illegals will be legal.
USA AD- I think I know the feelin'.
Well if none of the gunfire landed on you - guess you lucked out for another year! Happy Freedom from Bullet Holes day!
.... I tried to convince The Missus to put a few rounds downrange with the AR on the 4th, but she wouldnt...... she DID enjoy her first Roman Candle experience though.....
... I'll make a gunrunner out of her yet, just you wait and see....
Teresa- No bullet holes in the casa, no fires started. It's all good in da hood!
Eric- Like you...I have my wife right where she wants me!
Be very careful.
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