Thursday, June 24, 2010
KIM Jong IL on General McChrystal, Beer , and Illegal Aliens
Meanwhile on a beach north of the sunny beaches of South Korea we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL contemplating the latest intel gleaned from the milblog BLACKFIVE...
KIM- AHH-HAA!!! I'VE GOT U NOW, BRACKFIVE!
(announces over P.A. system)
SECURITY BLEACH! SECURITY BLEACH! Attention: Seven Star General Wang reports to Great Reader KIM Jong IL, ASLAP!!!
WANG- Right here, Sir! What's wrong?! You didn't torpedo another ship did you?
KIM- (pointing to computer screen) Naw...not yet, but just rook at Brackfive's security bweech of OP-SEX regulations! They give in-slider trading information on former Afghan War general, General McChrysler! See that?! It say that that "pushie" (Norf Korean talk for pussy) drinks beer with flute in it!!!
WANG- Okay, Sir... so General McChrystal drinks beer with fruit flavoring in it. Now what intel can we possibly learn from that?
KIM- That General MacChrysler...like Chrysler... is really an illegal alien piece of crap made in MEXICLO!
WANG- You're saying General McChrystal is a Mexican, Sir?
WANG- How can you possibly say that, Sir?
WANG- Easy, Sir?
KIM- Oh hells yes! Look at the fax!
Numba one fax: Americlaw's economy is hurting!
WANG- Yes, Sir...go on...
KIM- Numba 2 fax: Illregal aliens works cheap. You can screw 'em all day wrong and pay them very little money. I bet the entire US military is a bunch of illregal aliens the way they get paid!
WANG- I've seen their pay. You may have a point there.
KIM- Now...fax numba tree: The USA is doing good in World Cup soccer. You think those are boner-fied Americrans on that team and not a bunch of Mexiclans?
WANG- Okay. You got me on that one, Sir.
WANG- Cerveza, Sir?
KIM- Of clourse...but no flute in it!
WANG- No fruit, Sir. (serves beer)
KIM- Hey! Yous forgot to put the little umbrella in it!
WANG- Sorry, Sir.