Wednesday, June 2, 2010
KIM Jong IL is Fair & Balanced
Meanwhile somewhere south of WalMart's mass producer of "Tainted Chinese Chicken Treats for Chihuahuas", Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL, takes time out from his bidgee (Korean speak for busy) day to surf the web for the latest news...
KIM: Let's see...hmmm....I'm go and crick (click) on favorites tab... now I'm cricks on Matts Drudge Leeport...
WANG- What's up, Great Reader?
KIM: Nuffin much, General Wang. Just checking the news. Let's see...
OBAMA... has professors talk and theorize about the Gulf Coast
oil leak while BP's saw is stuck on stupid.
TURKISH 9/11!!! Peace loving knife wielding Turkish Chef's Cruise & Convention crashed for no reason by evil Special Op's Jewish Pirates.
Nine "Islam is a Religion of Peace" protesters murdered by Israeli infidels! World demands apology for Israel's horrindous actions NOW!!!
UNITED NATIONS... to send Great Reader,KIM Jong Il, a letter of reprimand for torpedoing a South Korean sub and killing
46 R.O.K. sailors. Obama and Hillery cool with that.
WANG- Some interesting headlines there, Sir.
KIM- It's all about being fair and balanced! I'm just ruvs the
main steam media.
(hat tip to Steve Frey for the inspiration)