Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Great Reader Reports on Blog World Expo 2009

Great Reader KIM Jong IL here! My lee-port on Brogg Wirld Explode 2009 I have put to music. Do you leemember Charlie Daniels' "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"? WEll here ya go...

KIM Jong IL went down to VEGAS, he was looking for COMMANDER SALAMANDER or sum NAVY SEALS.
BOSTON MAGGIE was TRADING TWITTAH's, to make a deal.
THEN CHUCK ZEIGENFUS jumped upon C.J. GRISHAM (who ain't NO CHUMP) and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a STAR TREK VULCAN too.
"And if you'd care to take TAMMY MUNSON's dare, I'll FIND AN INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR (code for Hooker) for you.
"Now you FLY a pretty good PLANE, MR WOLF, but give DELTA WHISKEY her due:
"I bet BARMY MAMA against the Dalai Lama, 'cuz I think LTC ARATA and MAJ. COSENTINO are better than you."
The gal said: "My name's Mrs BOUHAMMER and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cuz I'm the best DANCER that's ever been."

UNCLE JIMBLOW you GET UP OFF YUR ASS...QUIT playin' your fiddle hard.
'Cuz KIM JONG IL's broke loose in Neveda and THE KITCHEN DISPATCH deals it hard.
And if you win you get these shiny SOLDIER's ANGELS WINGS made of gold.
But if you lose, KANANI's daughter gets a round-trip ticket to SEOUL.

TCOVERRIDE opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from HIS GIMLET LIPS as HE SPIED FOR A BRIDE, down the casino's road.
And he pulled THIS BRIDE across his TABLE and only gave her a LOUSY KISS. (a clean peck)
Then the pair of GREYHAWK HEATHENS joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Major finished, JihadGene said: "Well, that's pretty piss-poor, son."
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire off some WOCKETS, wun boys, wun!!!
The GREAT READER's in the house of Elvis, son!!!
Chicken with some ginseng and pickin' my nose!!!
"KIMMY, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no!!!"

Then That 1 GUY bowed his head because he rode his Harley there, truly beat.
JihadGene bows down in honor at that tired bikers feet.
AND WE ALL said: "UNCLE JIMBO and KEV just come on over if you ever want to WALK again.
"I told you once...my TANKER-OF-A-BABE and TAMMI my friend,
You missed the greatest party that's ever been!!!"

And they sang some AC/DC... run boys, run!!!
The B-FIVE CREW's in the house of ALL NIGHT FUN!!!
CHUCK's gonna be blowing chunks... I just know!!!
"Say baby, aren't you an independent contractor?"
"No, child, no!!!"

*Sorry to those I'm missed or dissed! I had the time of my life!!!


Kanani said...

Ha! Ah, well done, well done!

JihadGene said...

Kanani- I know some of the stuff you didn't get as you had to head back early...like the bride kiss and independent contractor. Go over to tcoverride's (Chuck Z's) and read there. Chuck is one funny heathen and a great guy looong time!!! I was so happy to meet you and your daughter who had to tolerate us! You're the greatest!!!

DeltaWhiskey said...

So glad I got to meet you!!!!! I had a blast as well!

D. Skippy said...

*holds up lighter* You deserve a Grammy for this one.

buffalodick said...

Sounds like fun.. worst time I had in Vegas, was still great!

innominatus said...

Highly kickasstical use of that song!

Tom Goering said...

Very cool! Bonnie and I had a great time and are soooo looking forward to next year.

Barb said...

Dang - sounds like much fun! Makes me wish I could have attended :-)

Well done!

Maeve said...

Ditto what Barb said. Glad you had a great time!!

JihadGene said...

DeltaWhiskey- Same here and keep writing! Thanks for taking your Dad to Texas and sharing that story on your blog. That was very good. Very well written.

BarmyMama- It was so nice to meet you and share laughs looong time! Hope Shake & Bake (Dad too) are all doing well!

buffalodick- It truly was! So exciting to meet these people and put faces to their writings. I was pure heaven for me.

innominatus- Thanks and believe me, all these bloggers are a kickass crew looong time!!!

Tom G- Thanks, it was great meeting you & Bonnie though we didn't get to talk much (this year anyway).

Maeve- What can I say but I wish you and Chromed Curses were there too! Such fun!!! Upon arrival (Wednesday evening) I did eat at the Flamingo! Like a ton of shrimp, crab leg, and prime rib...it was fantastic!!! Thanks for the tip!

patti said...

WEll now, that was fun - well done.

Kanani said...

Yeah, I missed most of the "night" life, you heathens.

On the other hand, I got a lot of business contacts, so that was all good.

Tammy Munson said...

JG - Dude that ROCKED!!!! SO glad that I finally got to meet you!!! Hope you and fam feel better soon!

Teresa said...

Glad you all had such a good time. Yay!

That 1 Guy said...

A thing of beauty, Great Reader!

Glad to see ya again!

Chris Anton said...

highly kickasstical use of that song.
Thanky Nice Blog..

tankerbabe said...

Now I get it - the clothing store 'n all that. You're a freakin' RAP STAR!

I am as happy that you were there and had such a grand time as I am sad that I had to miss the fun. Thank goodness you were there to give us this fabulous report.

Next year. SWEAR. And, well, there's that "yet to be scheduled" event between now and then that we're all looking forward to.

Can't wait to share this with kev.

So good to know (officially now) that you "ain't right" like so many of us.

JihadGene said...

Patti- Thanks! I was a blast looong time!!!

Kanani- Thanks looong time for asking the question about Milbloggers on the panel which put a fire under Hugh Hewitt's ass and provided immediate positive results! You can move mountains with your wit and your friendship means El Mucho to me.

Tammy- You're a hoot-n-a-holler yourself! Our prayers continue for all of you at Army Household 06 and Sgt Daddy in A-Stan.

Teresa- You would be sore from all the laughing had you been there with us. It was a fun time and I learned a bunch....but forgot most of it already. What I learned in Vegas stayed in Vegas.

That 1 Guy- I bow down to you ...Old Iron Ass...in looong time respect and thanks for making it to Vegas on the Harley! When Laughing Wolf told me you were enroute I was stoked! Tammi should have been there...

Chris Anton- Tanks looong time, Cliss!!! And it's brogg not bwlog.

Tankerbabe- It's official alright...Great Reader is a CRAP STAR! KIM JONG IL WOK's!!! So on and so forth...
Been praying for Kev and his flock
(wink*wink*), the 3rd Platoon Mutton Molesters of TF Leg'O Lamb Whereeverthehelltheyarein, Iraq!!!

*Who says I ain't right, damn it?!

Joanie said...

Next year, someone is sneaking me in. I'll already be in town, so...

And really, I love that Kanani and you are in the same sphere. Would you believe I met her over on Project Rungay last year? It's such a delight to have my world contract and expand as it has. Oh yes.

Seriously though...next year...I will make Laughing Wolf hide me under his jacket if I have to in order to get to BWE

Tammi said...

You really are a genius. And as I said before....I really wish I could have made it.

BostonMaggie said...

this rocks!!!