Thursday, October 9, 2008

Notice to My Lenders

Having surveyed the financial battlefield I have concluded I will no longer make payments on my home and auto loans. This will give me more disposable income and therefore boost the economy. I would do this with my Verizon, Dish TV, Comcast, and Obama's book of the month club bills, but I don't want to risk it. Special thanks go out to Barack Whose-Named Obama and Mr Go-along-with-the-herd Maverick John McCain, who will foot the bill with your tax dollars for my vote...I mean, debts. Now, how can I get the government to pay for my spa treatments? Have a bullshit-free Thursday...ooops...too late. JG ;)


Anonymous said...

How did I miss out on Obama's Book of the month club?! This is tragic.

John McCain is going to help my out with my bills. That is what friends do. And I am his dear friend. He told me so many times.

Tammi said...

You want free Spa treatments? Hell, that's easy and Congress will pay for that TOO!

Just go fill out an applicaton at AIG.

pamibe said...

So you live in Cook county? Isn't that nice of the sheriff to decide to not evict people in foreclosure? A saint, a real saint.

JihadGene said...

Vix Tam Pam-

My dear friends, you are all great readers! Well informed! Now if we can only figure a way outta this mess.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes all you have to do is sit in one place and do nothing, and then one bright day you wake up and no one thinks you're part of the Axis of Evil anymore! (what's up with that?)


JihadGene said...

Thanks for the tip DB!

Ruv you very looong time!!!