Meanwhile somewheres north of the Samsung/Hyundai Line, in Norf Korea, Land of the Honey Pots (pots-for-poopin in), we find Great Reader, KIM Jong IL crappy, not happy...
WANG (Seven-Star-General of Glorious DPRK)- Well, what will you do with the Reuters report saying you are selling rocket launchers to Myanmar,Great One?
KIM- Norf Korea will juss ignores it.
WANG- Just ignore it, Sir?
KIM- Abs-of-steel-LUTELY!
WANG- How can you/me/we possibly get away with that, Sir?
KIM- Behinds ebbery great man dares a great womans!
WANG- Who did you have in mind, Great Reader?
KIM- The ones and owner-ree... Mrs. Baa-Rak "Who's-Named" OBAMA!
WANG- Barrack's wife, Sir?
KIM- You nose any other Mrs."Mitchell B-25" OBAMA'S?
(must remember B-25 is good for BLINGO number)
WANG- So how did Michelle...
KIM- That's Mrs Martin-Marauder(B-26) OBAMA, Wang!
WANG- Very good, Sir. So how does she fit in with your plan to IGNORE this news?
KIM- What she say udder day (months ago)?... I'm tells you... shes says "AMERICRANS ARE A HOE-BUNCH OF IGNORE-IT'S"!
I'm tells you Wang, them Americlans IGGNORES or FLOORGETS everything!
WANG- I don't know, Sir....
KIM- I'M DOAN NOSE, SIR?!!! Yoo mighty dlumb for Seven Star General! Now....read...my...WHIPS!!!......Whose NORF of souf Korea, and gots NUKE-QUEER- WOCKETS?!?!?!??? (KIM GOES ON) Well Mr.Contestant for
"Saving of His Familie's Life" WANG?(Final Jeopardy round of music playing...
do, do, do, do, do-do-do. and so's on...)
WANG- I'll take, "My Family Lives" for $1,000,000... Great Reader!
KIM- Very good, Seven Star General "with a living family" Wang.
WANG- Sir?
KIM- Yes?
WANG- This is Plan A, and if I know you at all, Sir, you certainly have a Plan B, Great One.
KIM- Very good General Wang! Yoo now has a family with one weeks ration of kimchee!
WANG- Great Sir! But Plan B?
KIM- I'm will says Great Reader is having a Spring Kleening/Garage/Yard Sale and that some Millrittary Hardwares (WOCKET LAUNCHERS) some-howze slipped in. An honest mistake and an honorable lie. The U.N. will suck it up!
WANG- And if Plan B fails? And you are not believed by the USA, Great Reader?
KIM- I'll just take the Norf Korean 8th AmensMent?
WANG- The eighth letter of the alphabet ,Sir? The letter "H"? The HILLARY, Sir.
KIM- Yoo gots it, Wangster!
WANG- So you'll just say you "MISSPOKE' and get away with everything...?....Brilliant!
KIM- Good night, Wang.
WANG- Jammies, Sir? The ones with the feet?
KIM- Yur a good man, Wang.
(nighty-night!JG)
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