Love Those Jar Heads

You just gotta love these two US Marines on Convoy Escort Duty! God bless our Road-Dawgs on the highways of Iraq! Enjoy these Marines as they give you a true music medley and displays of IN-YOUR-FACE patriotism as well. God bless our troops and their families...LOOONG TIME!!!

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

Well...it's Friday so let's sing and dance together kids! It seems my Bro and Sis In Law are headed back home to Korea on Monday. I'll miss them. I changed the words of this classic song to sing along to...see below. I just had to express my sincere grief at their leaving. So put on those cowboy boots or your Tony Lama tennis shoes and dance with the Great Reader and JihadGene! Please join in!! (Don't tell my wife!!!)

SILVER WINGS> JihadGene Remixed

Silver wings shinning in the sunlight,
roaring engines headed TO KOREA in flight.
They're taking you away, leaving me HAPPY,
silver wings TOO slowly fading out of sight.
Don't COME BACK i cry, don't take that airplane ride (back anytime too soon).
But you DROVE me out of MY mind. left me
SITTING here BLOGGING LIKE A BEE-HIND.
Silver wings shining ON the *KIMCHEE,
(if you don't know what Kimchee is, well, good luck making sense of this blog)
roaring engines headed WESTWARD in flight.
They're taking you COME MONDAY, leaving me ECSTATIC.
silver wings TOO-DARNED slowly fading out of sight.
Silver wings shining on the *SAMGYE-TANG (Korean ginseng chicken soup),
roaring engines headed TO KOREA in flight,
they're taking you away. Leaving me DOING DOUBLE-BACK FLIPS!!!.
Silver wings TOO slowly fading out of sight.
WAY TOO Slowly fading out of sight.
YEE_HAWWW!!!

This is Only a Test!

My all American friend (LL) over at Chromed Curses brings up some interesting Korean folklore/stupid shit. Let me tell ya, right from the git go (not to be confused with GITMO) that LL is all American. Let there be zero doubt about that, but her birth Mom was 100% Korean. So what does that make LL, you dare ask?! She's a 100% American who likes kimchee and rice... and kimpap (kimbop)... and good Korean foods like that! Hell, I love it looong time too and I'm a 6'3" 250 pound (give or take 20 lbs on a good night) Californian American...scratch that shit....I'm an American who wants to move to Texas but my wife won't go for it. Enough!

So dear readers, let's talk things uniquely (strangely) Korean...

Korean Fact#1-
LL writes..."we had 4 cats when we had my daughter and my mom was CONVINCED those cats were gonna kill her in her sleep".

Honestly this comes as no surprise to me (JihadGene) as I think the last Korean horror movie I watched was titled "Attack of the Killer Kittens" starring the late comedian Rodney Danger-Kim and the lovely late Marilyn Mogo (mogo means eat in Korean). Cats are killers!!! My dogs hate them. That's good enough for me. (I really like cats...not so much the wife)

Korean Fact #2-
LL also reminded me of this horror of horrors as well...she wrote...
"Do your in-laws have that 'fan in a closed room' dying thing? That one still cracks me up".

Did you know that in Korea it is widely believed that if you leave a fan on in your room with the window closed it will suffocate your ass?! Another Korean fact-O-life and death for you Americans to ponder!!! I'm thinkin' it's about time for the B-In-Law and S-In-Law to cutta (Korean for split). Being as it was a warm 68 degrees today, I'm thinking I will lock all the doors and windows shut, then kick on the ceiling fans to WARP-Speed!!! Even if they don't leave it will be worth it in my book. The wife is at work now and the son and I want our home back... or at least we could use a good laugh. This would fill the bill perfectly! Wish us luck and I will be sure that my son doesn't stand near any window or door when I conduct this test of "THE KOREAN EMERGENCY BAILOUT SYSTEM"!!!

Pentagon to Allow Coverage of US War Dead

This hurts and plain pisses me off! Here it is RIGHT HERE!

I do not want our heroe's caskets returning home made into a photo op for politicians to parade around as a bunch of caring patriotic individuals (with an ulterior motive) like this pathetic POS, the Lt Governor of Pennsylvania, Catherine Baker Knoll did in July 2005. In case you didn't hear or forgot, read HERE! The anti-war types will only use the photos for their propaganda purposes. I refuse to let our honored heroes be used! Period. It's not right.
Thanks to BLACKFIVE for the head's up.

My Dogs and the Korean In-Laws

My buddy Deltabravo has asked me a timely question. She asked: How is my white dog, the West Highland White Terrier, BOOGER BUTT, getting along with my Korean visitors (Brother-In-Law & Sister-In-Law)? As far as my SIL is concerned the dogs are to stay out as she is too busy enjoying her time here in the USA cleaning, cooking, and moving shit all over the place where I can't freeking find it. Same program she pulls on me every 2 years when she comes and visits, but I'll be damned if she doesn't change-up locations on where she thinks my stuff should be! Holy batshit! She's a great lady so I can't rant too much more than that.
Now...On to My Bro-In-L and Booger Butt!
My Westie (Booger Butt) loves B-In-Law LOOONG time!!! She sits and watches him work all day long. She won't even doze off and she's almost 9 Caucasion people years old. Note that I did not say Asian people years old, as they age slower because of all the damned rice they eat 24-7 and try to feed me sack-loads of (morning, noon, and night) while they are here visiting me. The lucky b-tards!
Anyway, my B-I-L smokes outside (thank God) and loves to work outside. My Booger Butt (the Westie) will sit and watch him smoke, or work, as if she is absolutely love-struck! It's funny but true. She loves to just sit and watch him work and stuff. Maybe my Booger Butt was a California Transportation (CALTRANS) worker in another life? All those Caltrans assholes do is put out orange cones then stand around and supervise work that takes forever to get done. After that they go and bitch to Governor Arnold that they get no R-E-S-P-E-C-T and want more money. My other dog is a Shitzu and could give a shitzu less. Fin.

Obama's Gaza Strip Bailout

US to Provide $900M for Gaza Strip?
Yep! You can read it here.
Lube found here.
Thanks looong time, Mr Obama.

*hat tip Leslie's Omnibus for the lube.

Koreans Have Taken Over or I Want My House Back

My wonderful Korean Brother-In-Law and Sis-In-Law are driving me ape shit. If any of you are involved in Korean or Asian culture this should come as no surprise to you...
REAL TRUE-BLUE KOREANS ARE F#@KING FANATICS!
Worker ants and bees are sloths compared to them.
THEY WON'T STOP!
There, I said it. I feel better already.