It's Friday! Let's Dance!

My Elder Sister Carol is healing up nicely and not so much in the chair anymore. She and her husband, Bill, have a really special love. I've seen the "love light" in their eyes since I was a kid. There really is a special look in their eyes. It reminds you that things are gonna be alright. That there is true love walking around on this planet. Guess I'm just gearing-up for Valentine's Day but I just wanted you to be aware of people in love. May it lift you up outta your chair and get you dancing! So let's dance to the great Solomon Burke doing "Turn on Your Love Light" because it's Friday! Let's dance!!!

KOREAN GRANDMA IN THE NEWZ

1st off...I'm wants to thank LL over at Chromed Curses for this heads up!
In the newz is a Korean Grandmother (Harmonie)...age 68... who has taken the Korean driving test sum 771 times and flucking failed 771 times! She is studying for number 772 even as I'm keyboard this boo0shit! Now I'm knows why so many South Koreans, turned American, voted for Baalack WhoseNamed OBLAMA! She should do like JihadGene's wife did....test in Virginia Beach,Virginia when she was 22...looking like she was 16...and smiled a lot at the DMV grader, who was a retired and horney Navy SQUID!

NUMBA 1 IN NORTH KOREA

As pwomised, here's the song 867-5309! I am Great Reader, KIM Jong IL, and yes it is me, KIM Jong IL, starring as "Duke Nukem"! I ruv women, urinals, and 12 gauge pump-action shotguns... looong time!!!

Nancy Pelosi Sings for KIM Jong IL

Well, I hope you know this 1980's tune...if not, I will have a You Tube up on it later today.
Who RUV's you LOOONG time? Great Reader, of clourse!!! Now join in song with Madame Spleaker Nancy Pelosi singing the Tommy Tutone Hit called 867-5309!

PYONGYANG 75309

Kimmy, Kimmy, who can I turn to?
You give me some rockets I can hold onto
I know you think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall

Kimmy, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Kimmy, don't change your number,
Pyongyang 7-5-3-0-9 (P.Y.7-5-3-0-9)
Pyongyang 7-5-3-0-9 (D.P.R.K. 3-0-9)

Kimmy, Kimmy, you're da bomb to me.
You don't know me but you make me so hornay!!! (looong time)
I tried to call you before but I lost my gavel.
I tried my imagination, but I was unraveled.

Kimmy, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Kimmy, don't change your number,
Pyongyang 7-5-3-0-9 (COMMIE 7-5-3-0-9)
Pyongyang 7-5-3-0-9 (SOCIALIST 5-3-0-9)

I got it, I got it, I got it!
I got your number on the wall!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
For a good time, for a good time crawl....

Jong IL, don't change your number.
I need to make you mine.
Great Reader, I'll call your number,
Bite Me     7-5-3-0-9 (Bailout 7-5-3-0-9)
Daschle 7-5-3-0-9 (Loser 7-5-3-0-9)

Kimmy, Kimmy who can I turn to? (Jo Mama 7-5-3-0-9)
For the price of a bailout I can always turn to you.
(OBAMA          7-5-3-0-9)
(Stimulate THIS 5-3-0-9)
(John McCAIN    5-3-0-9)
(Open Borders   5-3-0-9)
(Dumb Ass       7-5-3-0-9)

KIM JONG IL     7-5-3-0-9(//fade out//)
Great Reader    7-5-3-0-9
DickTater       7-5-3-0-9
Kimchee         7-5-3-0-9

Ground Hog Day Missed

Deer Fwends of Great Reader, KIM Jong IL-

Mine friend (Joated) pointed out I had missed a wheelie important occasion in the Unifighted States...a holiday called Ground Dog's day. We, in Norf Korea, wishing for most things west (like food, reliable wockets, and 'specially a bailout) have begun barbecuing ground-hound in honor of this most auspicious of all Americran holidays! I got dibbs on the tail!

Great Reader
KIM Jong IL
D-DPRK

Dogs, Cows, 'n Congress

I wave at my dogs. Not in a menacing way. I mean like, just a greeting. Is that crazy? I mean, they almost always wag back. Now if I waved at cows all the time, well that's stooopid. That would be just as nuts as giving bailouts to businesses that have failed.

I'm Got Wockets!!!

In the spirit of current events and South Korean news of Great Reader of North Korea, KIM Jong IL's latest missile capabilities, here is a little something for you Americans to ponder or just hum along to...

I've Been Working on my Wockets

by Great Reader KIM Jong IL

(*sung to the tune of, "I've been working on the railroad")

I've been working on my wockets

All the live-wrong day.

I've been working on Taepodongs

Just to pass the time away.

Don't you hear the DEM's all blowing,

Bailout's so early in the morn;

Don't you hear Madame Speaker shouting,

"KIM, I'll blow your horn!"

OBAMA, won't you blow,

BIDEN, won't you blow,

PELOSI, won't you blow my ho-O-orn?

CODE PINK, won't you blow,

MURTHA, won't you blow,

Won't you all blow, my horn?

Someone's in D.C. despite BARRY

Someone's in D.C. I know-oh-O-oh

Someone's in D.C. with HILL-ER-RY

Blowin' on the old sax-oh! (saxophone, that is)