ME: Hello there young lady... and welcome to Fashion Thug!
LADY: Yo, Dude. Got anything to make my ass look bigger?
........uhhhh.........ummm.........
(*me and employee's)
ME: Bigger than that?!.. er...yes...right here! What-da-ya-think?
LADY: Hell naw! Muh-fuggin G string ain't even cuttin' it!
ME: Well, have you considered the "Booty Booster"?
LADY: Booty Booster? You shittin' me?!
ME: I shit you not... Oh, Most Bodacious One.
LADY: Come on with it!
ME: Here. What do you think?
LADY: WooWee...I be lookin' like a Oprah Winfrey!
ME: Is that good?
LADY: Hell yeah...that's good, you dumb ass cracker!
ME: Will that be cash, charge, or debit?
LADY: Check.
ME: We don't accept personal checks.
LADY: Shit!
ME: (*I want to get the hell outta here)
6 comments:
Ah AHahahahaaaa
hahahaa
ha ha
ha
I can believe that actually happened.
Kid- Happens all the time.
PS - Hey, I think I know that S H I T place, it's right next door to This Place
OMG!
The one going up the stairs had me reaching for the trash can.
Now I know exactly why strings shouldn't be woren.
Eye Bleach.
P. L. E. A. S. E.!!!!
Miss Em
Austell, Ga.
Farting in a thong causes the string to hit "The Brown Note"...
Yikes.
How big of an ass do they really need?
I guess they are storing up lard for the hard times.
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