Thursday, June 25, 2009

KIM Jong IL Writes Love Song

Hey folks! JihadGene here...the channel'er of Great Reader KIM Jong IL and current bachelor who's been living a lot on fast food lately. I had this weird dream about KIM Jong IL & Michelle Obama last night after eating Taco Bell take out...otherwise known as ebola edibles. Anyway, Great Reader KIM JONG IL has written a love song dedicated to MICHELLE OBAMA sung to the tune of the Bruce Springsteen hit called "Fire".
FIRE!!!
I'm chauffeured in my car, I turn on the waydio (radio)
I'm pull-wing you closer, you just say no
You say you don't rike it, but I'm knows you are liar
`cause when you diss me, my wockets fi-re!

Late at night I'm calls Obama on da phone
I say I'm wanna tawk... him say no one home
Him say you don't ruv me, you cant hide your desire
`cause when I'm sees you pickin' lettuce, Oooo...fire!

Your $540 tennis shoes had a hold on me, right from the start
A grip so tight... all I'm could do was fart (*thanks Taco Bell)
My nerves all jumping actin' like an Acorn fool
While Barry burns tax dollars, your heart stays cool

Well...Barney Fwank and Fweddy Mac... GM She (GMC) and Cry-slur (Chrysler)
Maybee you can bet their love they didn't deny
Your words say split but your words they be liar
`cause when Michelle I'm kiss, all my wockets FIRE!!!

2 comments:

Hammer said...

Hahaha! Yeah! great version and so true.

buffalodick said...

Fast food causes crazy dreams...