Thursday, January 7, 2010

I'm TNT! Allah's Dynamite!


Like AC/DC? Well I do. Got this song in my haid (head). TNT. Had to blog it. My way.
*scroll down to the bottom of this post to play song

TNT by AC/DC (*a JihadGene re-write)

oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

See me fly out of the airport
On your security monitor screen
Out for all the virgins I can get
If you know what I mean
Africans to the left of me
Europeans to the right
Ain't got no gun
got no knife
Don't you know...airport security ain't right.

(Chorus)
Cuz I'm in
B. V. D's
My Dad Reported: "His head ain't right!"
With my Jockey's
Allah will win the fight!
Security
What a load
My Under Roos
Watch 'em Explode!!!

I'm terror-trained , shaved, and easily seen
I'm a wanted man
Public Enemy Number One
I got a bomb in my pants...Understand ?
So let T.S.A. scan-up your daughter
And NAPOLITANO pat-down your wife
Leave open the front door
And run for your life
Obama's back in town
What a joke all-around

(Chorus)
Cuz I'm
no Somali
I'm Nigerian
Lit my junk
To end this Detroit flight
Lit my balls
Wishing I would explode
Oh they burn
Allah loves me, I'm told!!!

(Guitar Solo)

(Chorus sung by Pigs)
T.N.T. oink oink oink
T.N.T. oink oink oink
T.N.T. oink oink oink
T.N.T. oink oink oink

T.N.T.
I'm Lawyered-Up (oink oink oink)
A.C.L.U.
And I'll win the fight (oink oink oink)

T.N.T
HOLDER's got a pants-load!!! (oink oink oink)
Attorney General
Watch him implode!!!

(Guitar Solo)

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Taking a Blog Break


I'm taking a break from blogging. I don't feel the magic so I think I'll take Mr T's advice. Maybe in a few days or a longer looong time...I shall return.
Ruv to all!!
JG

Saturday, January 2, 2010

KIM Jong Il Ruv's You



*JihadGene's version of a great song by Michael Franti..."Say Hey!"
(I Love You)

This one goes out to you and yours
...WorldWhyWeb...
I say hey I'm be gone today
But I'm be back all around the way
It seems like everywhere I'm go
The more I'm see
the less I'm know
But I'm knows one thing
That I RUV you
I'm RUV you!!!
I'm RUV you!!!
I'm RUV you!!!

I've launched a lot of wockets out your way
I’m seen a lot a losers one of which is named McCAIN
but I don’t want to write a ruv song for the world,
I just want to write a song about Obama... who's a girl!
Iranians on the corner always calling my name
And the Chinese in my corner playing U.N. games
When I saw Obama bowing down, well... I'm thought I would spew
And when I saw the health care plan I knew it was true
I'm say Obama, him be gone today
But he'll be back frum Hawaii way
It seems like everywhere him go
The more he kisses ass
the less McCain knows
But I'm know one thing
That I ruv you
I RUV you
I RUV you
I RUV you

Now I’m not a highly sphincterphysical man
But I'm knows when the stars are aligned with his Kenyan can
Kiss the ring of a person in the Middle of the East
Look into their eyes and you suddenly know
Rocking in the dance hall...Hugo Chavez with you
Dancing with Hamas in the middle of Jews
My dead Daddy told me don’t lose you
‘cause the best luck I've had was you
I said Hey he'll be gone someday
But I'm got wockets, all headed your way!
It seems rike everywhere I'm go
The more I'm see the less I'm know
But I knows one thing
That I RUV you
I RUV you
I RUV you
I RUV you

And I'm sees... relatives in mud huts, wanting to move in with you
They chant... Hey Obama hey Obama...close to you!
Rocking in the dance hall ACORN's with you
Michelle say... hey papa, hey papa... close to you!
Rocking in the Airports! BOMBERS COMING THROUGH!!!
I say, "Panty bombers! Panty bombers! Close to you?"
Rocking in the dance hall moving with you I said
Hey Obama, hey Obama, hey Obama, hey Obama
hey Obama, hey Obama, hey Obama, hey Obama
What chew gonna do?

My dead Daddy told me don’t lose you
Cause the best luck I'm had was you
And I know one thing that I RUV you
I said hey I'm be gone today
but I’ll be Barack in my own way
It seems rike everywhere I go
The more I'm see the less I'm know
I said hey I'm be gone today
but I’ll be Barack in my own way
It seems like everywheres I go
The more I'm see the less I'm know
But I knows one thing that I ruv you
I RUV you (3x)
I RUV you (3x)
I RUV you (3x)

I LOVE YOU, MY READERS! LOOONG TIME!!! HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR, 2010!!!