ME: Hello there young lady... and welcome to Fashion Thug!
LADY: Yo, Dude. Got anything to make my ass look bigger?
........uhhhh.........ummm.........
(*me and employee's)
ME: Bigger than that?!.. er...yes...right here! What-da-ya-think?
LADY: Hell naw! Muh-fuggin G string ain't even cuttin' it!
ME: Well, have you considered the "Booty Booster"?
LADY: Booty Booster? You shittin' me?!
ME: I shit you not... Oh, Most Bodacious One.
LADY: Come on with it!
ME: Here. What do you think?
LADY: WooWee...I be lookin' like a Oprah Winfrey!
ME: Is that good?
LADY: Hell yeah...that's good, you dumb ass cracker!
ME: Will that be cash, charge, or debit?
LADY: Check.
ME: We don't accept personal checks.
LADY: Shit!
ME: (*I want to get the hell outta here)
