Sunday, September 6, 2009

Cyndi Lauper and Van Jones

Hellrow, Dear Readers. It be me, the Great Reader KIM Jong IL! JihadGene just toll me that BAN (Van) JONES resigned his Imperial position as some kind of a Czar of some-ting. Glood for him! JihadGene has re-witten a song with much "audacity of hope" just four this special occasion. Goodbye Van...YOU AZZHOLE!!!


CZAR'S JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN BY JihadGene
(Sung by ASSHOLE callin' VAN JONES to the tune of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun")

I RESIGNED on a Saturday night
CONSERVATIVE MUTHA's say "WHEN YOU GONNA LIVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT?"
OBAMA dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And COMMIES they want to have fun
Oh SOCIALISTS just want to have fun

The phone rings on a Friday night
OBAMA yells "YOU ARE SCREWING ME FOR LIFE!"
Oh daddy-BAMA-dear, you know you're still number one
But CZARS they want to have fun
Those A$$HOLES just took all my fun

That's all "O" really wants
Some fun
When the BEER SUMMIT day is done
Obama wants to be "THE ONE"
OH, CONSERVATIVES ARE NO DAMN FUN!

Some ARKANSAS WHITE BOY takes a REAL HORNY GIRL
Who "HIDES HIS CIGARS" from the rest of the world
I want to be "THE ONE"..."A RAISIN IN THE SUN"

OBAMA GIRLS they want to have fun
BILL CLINTON just wants to have fun

That's all I really wants...
MORE ROOM UNDER THAT BUS!!!
When the GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE TAKEOVER is done
The PELOSI's want to have fun
BARNEY FRANK just wants to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...

11 comments:

buffalodick said...

Cyndi Lauper is pretty funny in that old video!

Maeve said...

If I ever have a sad day I know I can come here because you ALWAYS make me laugh Great Reader!!!

Cappy said...

Excellent...

JihadGene said...

Buffalodick- My four great loves...
1. The lovely Kim (my wife)
2. Tia Carere
3. Cyndi Lauper
4. The late-Great Flip Wilson as Geraldine.

Maeve- More than glad to do it! It makes me happy, it really does, looong time!!!

Cappy- Thanks you, my high tech buddy!

USA_Admiral said...

You are quite the song writer.

I like it.

pamibe said...

You are SO gifted!!!!!! LOL!

JihadGene said...

USA_Admiral- I write the schlongs!

PAM- Thanks el mooocho!

Necromancer said...

Captain Lou Albano was a funny man. Long time ago.Back when Bob Backlund and the Iron Shiek where around and the other two bigger guys.

Jerry in Indiana said...

Thanks, that was great. Love you loooong time!

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Ahhh, Tia Carrera. Hot beyond measure.

JihadGene said...

Necromancer- Luved looong time watching the Iron Sheik gettin' his butt kicked!
USA! USA! USA!

Jerry- Right on, my Farm Friend!

BSV II- You know it LOOONG time!!!