Hellrow, Dear Readers. It be me, the Great Reader KIM Jong IL! JihadGene just toll me that BAN (Van) JONES resigned his Imperial position as some kind of a Czar of some-ting. Glood for him! JihadGene has re-witten a song with much "audacity of hope" just four this special occasion. Goodbye Van...YOU AZZHOLE!!!
CZAR'S JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN BY JihadGene
(Sung by ASSHOLE callin' VAN JONES to the tune of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun")
I RESIGNED on a Saturday night
CONSERVATIVE MUTHA's say "WHEN YOU GONNA LIVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT?"
OBAMA dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And COMMIES they want to have fun
Oh SOCIALISTS just want to have fun
The phone rings on a Friday night
OBAMA yells "YOU ARE SCREWING ME FOR LIFE!"
Oh daddy-BAMA-dear, you know you're still number one
But CZARS they want to have fun
Those A$$HOLES just took all my fun
That's all "O" really wants
When the BEER SUMMIT day is done
Obama wants to be "THE ONE"
OH, CONSERVATIVES ARE NO DAMN FUN!
Some ARKANSAS WHITE BOY takes a REAL HORNY GIRL
Who "HIDES HIS CIGARS" from the rest of the world
I want to be "THE ONE"..."A RAISIN IN THE SUN"
OBAMA GIRLS they want to have fun
BILL CLINTON just wants to have fun
That's all I really wants...
MORE ROOM UNDER THAT BUS!!!
When the GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE TAKEOVER is done
The PELOSI's want to have fun
BARNEY FRANK just wants to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...