Saturday, September 5, 2009
KIM Jong IL's 12 Step Program
Meanwhile back in "The Land of Arrogant Assholes", Pyongyang, North Korea... we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL heading up this very special program via videoconferencing ...
KIM- Hellrow comrade and welcomes to the KIM Jong IL's suckcessfull 12 step "Plo-gram for Assholes"! Let's start by introducting our own selves...
UNKNOWN- Speak English, you Yellow asshole!
KIM- Wow! You went frums step 1 clear overs to step numba 12 in less than 3 seconds! Congratulating congratulations is in order! You are honor grad! What you name?
UNKNOWN- Van Jones.
KIM- I should have known.