Meanwhile somewhere north of the DMZ we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL watching a fight on the Boob Tube...
TV- No. No. NOOO!!! You stoopid mudder pucker!!! Who you callin' a mudder-pucker you slut?!! Who you callin' a slut...you TWAMP?! Yo Mama puts no garlic in her kimchi!!! Take that back, you blitch!!! Blitch this...
(SLAP! KRACK! WACK! HAIR PULL! KAPOWZER!)
KIM- Bwahahaha!!! General Wang, come over here quick! Check this out!
WANG- What great Reader?! You watching TiVo of UFC 100?
KIM- No...even moe better den that!
WANG- Previews of WWE Night of Champions?
KIM- Yoo getting warmer.
WANG- It's the South Korean Parliament at it again!
KIM- Blingo, I'm Stein!
WANG- What are they so pissed about, Your Greatness?
KIM- Well, it's either politics as usual or Obama Care has just been introduced to the South Korean peoples.
WANG- Oh.
(hat tip to Mongo for this post!)
6 comments:
Man. They know how to do some knock down drag out politics over there.
I wish our House would do that too.
I'm with ya USA !. I'd love to see some brave soul carry Pelosi over to the railing and pretend she was Peter Pan !
The Kid stole my idea before I could come here and type it!
(Or at least pick up a big ol' table and throw it at her smirking face!)
That was awesome! And JihadGenius made it even funnier. Obamacare. Baaaahahahahahaha!
Deltabravo
I rather like Fight Club Politics. If we adopted it, it would get rid of the old goats rather quickly.
I see Obama politics is spreading - they look exactly like a meeting of the Chicago Aldermen... ROFLMAO.
I'd like to see their "committee proceedings" for gov't run health care.
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