Meanwhile inside the the teachers lounge at P. U. (Pyongyang University) we find North Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL ( Supreme Professor of DICKtatorial Asian Studies/Waste Relations & Wocket Science) contemplating current events...
KIM- Hmmmmmm..... Hey, Professor-General Wang!
WANG- What up, Professor-Doctor KIM?!
KIM- That's Supreme-Doctor-Professor KIM to you, Teacher's-Aide-General Wang!
WANG- Uh, yes Sir.
KIM- I'm tells you what up, General Wang. Rook at Yah-Whose news headslines on cumpooter.
WANG- (squinting) Let's see...Michael Jackson haunts a Chuckie Cheese pizzeria in Rancho Cucamonga?
KIM- NO! Look further!
WANG- (squinting) Okay.... Hmmm...Nancy Pelosi says "I'm not afraid of August--it's a month."
KIM- NO! Must I'm exprain everything?! This is a telling story of the American's Office of Moe Higher Learning for Gray-matter!
WANG- (wtf?) Please explain, Supreme-Doctor-Professor, Sir.
KIM- Looks HERE! It says old man ruffed up by the POE-lice for no apparenting reason! It says old man busted for breaking into own house.
WANG- Maybe he wouldn't have to force his own door open if he'd just kick down with some cash and have that door fixed, which was damaged by a prior burglary, Sir. I wonder too... if the tight old bastard has even considered having a good alarm system installed? Surely a Professor at Harvard could afford that. How much money does a Professor at Harvard make?
KIM- Let me give you some insight into the Americlan waves of life... The true Michael Vicktim of this crime...a crime against human-manatees...so heinously perpetuated by George W. Bush and Dick Cheny's highly trained water-boarding, heavy-handed, and jack-o-lanterned-booted police force ... is none udder than Mr Aflac-can American, Professor of Negrology at Harbird University...Doctor-Professor "King Henry the VIII" "Louie-Louie" Gates Jr.! Now that's a vick dumb!
WANG- Very good, Sir. Are you done?
KIM- No. Not quiet! Let me further states...I don’t know, not having been there and not seeing all the facts, what role race played in that. But I think it’s fair to say, No. 1, any of us would be pretty angry; No. 2, that the Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home; and No. 3, what I think we know separate and apart from this incident is there is a long history in this country of African-Americans and Latinos being stopped by police disproportionately. That’s just a fact!
WANG- (Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me)...Hmmm.
KIM- What's that, General Wang?
WANG- Nothing. Very good, Sir. Anything else?
KIM- O.J. is innocent!!!
WANG- It's Friday, Sir. May I pick today's dance song?
KIM- Go for it, Muh-Fugger!
WANG- Here ya go folks...It's Friday! Let's Dance and please note that no Community Organizers were incarcerated in the filming of this music video!
KIM- Nice touch.