Friday, July 24, 2009

It's Friday! Let's Dance!!!

Meanwhile inside the the teachers lounge at P. U. (Pyongyang University) we find North Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL ( Supreme Professor of DICKtatorial Asian Studies/Waste Relations & Wocket Science) contemplating current events...

KIM- Hmmmmmm..... Hey, Professor-General Wang!

WANG- What up, Professor-Doctor KIM?!

KIM- That's Supreme-Doctor-Professor KIM to you, Teacher's-Aide-General Wang!

WANG- Uh, yes Sir.

KIM- I'm tells you what up, General Wang. Rook at Yah-Whose news headslines on cumpooter.

WANG- (squinting) Let's see...Michael Jackson haunts a Chuckie Cheese pizzeria in Rancho Cucamonga?

KIM- NO! Look further!

WANG- (squinting) Okay.... Hmmm...Nancy Pelosi says "I'm not afraid of August--it's a month."

KIM- NO! Must I'm exprain everything?! This is a telling story of the American's Office of Moe Higher Learning for Gray-matter!

WANG- (wtf?) Please explain, Supreme-Doctor-Professor, Sir.

KIM- Looks HERE! It says old man ruffed up by the POE-lice for no apparenting reason! It says old man busted for breaking into own house.

WANG- Maybe he wouldn't have to force his own door open if he'd just kick down with some cash and have that door fixed, which was damaged by a prior burglary, Sir. I wonder too... if the tight old bastard has even considered having a good alarm system installed? Surely a Professor at Harvard could afford that. How much money does a Professor at Harvard make?

KIM- Let me give you some insight into the Americlan waves of life... The true Michael Vicktim of this crime...a crime against human-manatees...so heinously perpetuated by George W. Bush and Dick Cheny's highly trained water-boarding, heavy-handed, and jack-o-lanterned-booted police force ... is none udder than Mr Aflac-can American, Professor of Negrology at Harbird University...Doctor-Professor "King Henry the VIII" "Louie-Louie" Gates Jr.! Now that's a vick dumb!

WANG- Very good, Sir. Are you done?

KIM- No. Not quiet! Let me further states...I don’t know, not having been there and not seeing all the facts, what role race played in that. But I think it’s fair to say, No. 1, any of us would be pretty angry; No. 2, that the Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home; and No. 3, what I think we know separate and apart from this incident is there is a long history in this country of African-Americans and Latinos being stopped by police disproportionately. That’s just a fact!

WANG- (Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me)...Hmmm.

KIM- What's that, General Wang?

WANG- Nothing. Very good, Sir. Anything else?

KIM- O.J. is innocent!!!

WANG- It's Friday, Sir. May I pick today's dance song?

KIM- Go for it, Muh-Fugger!

WANG- Here ya go folks...It's Friday! Let's Dance and please note that no Community Organizers were incarcerated in the filming of this music video!

KIM- Nice touch.

10 comments:

Hammer said...

lol great choice. Mr Gates would have done well to listen to Mr fuller.

Anonymous said...

Braaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa

Good one.

Deltabravo

Jerry in Indiana said...

That was great. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of Bobby Fuller before. Loved the Ann Margret clone dancing in the next cell too.

USA_Admiral said...

I bet Gates has one hell of a mug shot. Great old tune too.

pamibe said...

You should be ashamed of yourself; I laughed so hard I snorted! LMAO!

Erica said...

Mr Aflac-can American, Professor of Negrology...say it loudly enough, and I'm sure some doofus will steal the idea to institute a new major at our nation's ivy league schools.

The_Kid said...

Af-a-lack.. Af-a_Lack.. Af-a-Lack, Lack Lack Lack Lack.....

So soothing.

How can Obama manage to out stoopid himself on a daily basis ?

The_Kid said...

PS - good tune.

buffalodick said...

Funny stuff today!

Sarah Sofia Ganborg said...

glad, you're still writing!
And funny as ever!

visited a couple of times, but didn't really have the time to comment, since I am renovating and this sort of thing.

You can see it here:

http://anders-wohnen.blogspot.com/2009/07/country-road-landweg.html

- well at least the wilderness-crap...

am gonna post some pics about renovation soon. Got some new tools recently and my son absolutely loved it!

how is your family doing?