Thursday, July 23, 2009

KIM Jong IL Watches Fight Night

Meanwhile somewhere north of the DMZ we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL watching a fight on the Boob Tube...

TV- No. No. NOOO!!! You stoopid mudder pucker!!! Who you callin' a mudder-pucker you slut?!! Who you callin' a slut...you TWAMP?! Yo Mama puts no garlic in her kimchi!!! Take that back, you blitch!!! Blitch this...

(SLAP! KRACK! WACK! HAIR PULL! KAPOWZER!)

KIM- Bwahahaha!!! General Wang, come over here quick! Check this out!

WANG- What great Reader?! You watching TiVo of UFC 100?

KIM- No...even moe better den that!

WANG- Previews of WWE Night of Champions?

KIM- Yoo getting warmer.

WANG- It's the South Korean Parliament at it again!

KIM- Blingo, I'm Stein!

WANG- What are they so pissed about, Your Greatness?

KIM- Well, it's either politics as usual or Obama Care has just been introduced to the South Korean peoples.

WANG- Oh.

(hat tip to Mongo for this post!)

6 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

Man. They know how to do some knock down drag out politics over there.

I wish our House would do that too.

The_Kid said...

I'm with ya USA !. I'd love to see some brave soul carry Pelosi over to the railing and pretend she was Peter Pan !

Anonymous said...

The Kid stole my idea before I could come here and type it!

(Or at least pick up a big ol' table and throw it at her smirking face!)


That was awesome! And JihadGenius made it even funnier. Obamacare. Baaaahahahahahaha!

Deltabravo

steveegg said...

I rather like Fight Club Politics. If we adopted it, it would get rid of the old goats rather quickly.

Teresa said...

I see Obama politics is spreading - they look exactly like a meeting of the Chicago Aldermen... ROFLMAO.

Boss Mongo said...

I'd like to see their "committee proceedings" for gov't run health care.