Meanwhile somewhere north of the DMZ we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL watching a fight on the Boob Tube...
TV- No. No. NOOO!!! You stoopid mudder pucker!!! Who you callin' a mudder-pucker you slut?!! Who you callin' a slut...you TWAMP?! Yo Mama puts no garlic in her kimchi!!! Take that back, you blitch!!! Blitch this...
(SLAP! KRACK! WACK! HAIR PULL! KAPOWZER!)
KIM- Bwahahaha!!! General Wang, come over here quick! Check this out!
WANG- What great Reader?! You watching TiVo of UFC 100?
KIM- No...even moe better den that!
WANG- Previews of WWE Night of Champions?
KIM- Yoo getting warmer.
WANG- It's the South Korean Parliament at it again!
KIM- Blingo, I'm Stein!
WANG- What are they so pissed about, Your Greatness?
KIM- Well, it's either politics as usual or Obama Care has just been introduced to the South Korean peoples.
(hat tip to Mongo for this post!)