Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Happy Cinco de Mayo


Meanwhile somewhere north of the south, a little past the 38th Parallel, in The Land 'O the Morning Missile Launch, we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL , keyboarding-away with a purpose...

KIM- Damn! Pinche spell check. HEY...General Wang!
Get rear ov'a here!

WANG- My rear's right here, Your Greatness.

KIM- My spell check no works too good on Mlexican words.

WANG- Your spell check doesn't work so well on Mexican words, Sir?

KIM- That's what I'm said...damnit!

WANG- My apologies, Sir.

KIM- PaulOgee, accepted. Now where was I'm? Oh yeah...I'm's writings to the Mexi-Clans to wish them a happy Cinco de Corona and....

WANG- It's de Mayo, Sir. Cinco de Mayo.

KIM- Oklay, so's I'ms writings to the Mexi-Clans to wish them a happy Cinco de Negra Modelo and....

WANG- de Mayo, Sir. It's de Mayo.

KIM- Oklay, so's I'ms writings to the Mexi-Clans to wish them a happy Cinco de Nochebuena and....

WANG- de Mayo, Sir. It's de Mayo. As in "It's Cinco de Mayo", Your Greatness. Corona, Negra Modelo, and Nochebuena are all names of Mexican beers.

KIM- Oh, in that case get me a tequila.

WANG- Chaser, Sir?

KIM- (Looking out window at a female soldier) Naw, let that mamasita go.

WANG- Que?

7 comments:

Hammer said...

Tequila with a wang chaser...that's pretty popular with the girls these days.

H2o said...

OMG Hammer...Wang chaser. BWHAHAHAHA....

USA_Admiral said...

Absolute Genius! Wang chaser.

Anonymous said...

Happy Cinco de Quattro to you too!

Deltabravo

Anonymous said...

Ditto # 3 on Wang Chaser!

Otherwise:

Hey Hombre, you give me thee money I give you the Missiles..

PS - This the only Mexican song I knows..
LINK-cb, aka The Kid

buffalodick said...

Maybe someday North Korea will have an Independence Day...

The_Kid said...

Holy Carp, I didn't know Oblama actually said Cinco de Quattro.

hahahaaaaaaaa