Meanwhile somewhere north of the south, a little past the 38th Parallel, in The Land 'O the Morning Missile Launch, we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL , keyboarding-away with a purpose...
KIM- Damn! Pinche spell check. HEY...General Wang!
Get rear ov'a here!
WANG- My rear's right here, Your Greatness.
KIM- My spell check no works too good on Mlexican words.
WANG- Your spell check doesn't work so well on Mexican words, Sir?
KIM- That's what I'm said...damnit!
WANG- My apologies, Sir.
KIM- PaulOgee, accepted. Now where was I'm? Oh yeah...I'm's writings to the Mexi-Clans to wish them a happy Cinco de Corona and....
WANG- It's de Mayo, Sir. Cinco de Mayo.
KIM- Oklay, so's I'ms writings to the Mexi-Clans to wish them a happy Cinco de Negra Modelo and....
WANG- de Mayo, Sir. It's de Mayo.
KIM- Oklay, so's I'ms writings to the Mexi-Clans to wish them a happy Cinco de Nochebuena and....
WANG- de Mayo, Sir. It's de Mayo. As in "It's Cinco de Mayo", Your Greatness. Corona, Negra Modelo, and Nochebuena are all names of Mexican beers.
KIM- Oh, in that case get me a tequila.
WANG- Chaser, Sir?
KIM- (Looking out window at a female soldier) Naw, let that mamasita go.
WANG- Que?
