Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Fashion Sense


Looking for some business help here...
The wife and I own a clothing store. It's perfect for those in search of urban/gang'sta wear. Featured are clothing lines from Dickies, Dickies Girl, LowRider, Ben Davis, Cali Ink, Ekco, Rocca Wear, and more! We have the T shirts (I shit you not) you're looking for....like the "Obama Yes We Did"... the "Lick Me Like a Lollipop" (I had my Korean wife return that one when I explained to her what the hell it meant)...the "Never Cuffin" (with handcuffs pictured on it)... the big honkin' "Marijuana Leaf" tee shirt (the wife must have thought it was a Canadian maple leaf, yes...I had her return it, even though it was an instant hit with our valued customers), and of course there's the always popular "Stop Snitchin" tee... in blue or red colors, depending upon your gang affiliation! Now, occasionally I will have the customer, as pictured, who has a different taste for fashion and we at FASHION SENSE (not our store's real name) will do our damned'est to get in on that fast-track to successful selling ($). It's business. So now I have a new mission for my wife (the buyer). Where can she get these outfits in L.A.'s Garment District? I believe it is an off-shoot clothing line by 1980's singers, Peaches and Herb known as Peaches and Turd. Know where I can find fashion busters like that?
I know I can sell beau coup units of these if I can just get them in the XXL to 7XL size range!!! Perhaps my wife should shop in the Bay Area? Any suggestions you may have are always more than welcome at FASHION SENSE.
(hat tip USA Admiral for the picture)

6 comments:

none said...

I think I found some Models to help sell your new product

pamibe said...

You're on a roll! LOL! I hate t-shirts that have to be explained to me! ;)

USA_Admiral said...

Those are some very unusual models there Hammer.

Hilarious Gene.

Deadman said...

Shouldn't that be Feces and Turd?

buffalodick said...

I have made and sold about 400-500 "BuffaloDick Makes Good Chili" tee shirts over the last 12 years...

Maeve said...

I knew I should be afraid when I see that Hammer provides a link.