My 13 year old asked me this, this morning... "What would you do if you knew you only had one month to live?" Well, deep thinker that I am... I gave it deep thought for about a full "One, Mississippi...Two, Mississippi" count and then gave him his answer...
ME- Son, I'd register as a Democrat!
SON- What? But... Dad, you hate Democrats! Why would you ever want to be one of them?!
ME- Believe me, Son. It's much better one of them goes, than a conservative.
...My son then walked away enlightened, nodding his head in the affirmative. I've done my job.