KIM Jong IL Moves Rockets and Wears Hawaiian Shirt

Meanwhile somewhere in North Korea, near the Land 'O the Morning Missile Launch...the Musudan-ri Missile Base, we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL in a wheelchair armed with a laptop computer, dressed in a Hawaiian shirt, and humming a familiar Beach Boys tune with his aide-de-camp, the 7 star General Wang...

WANG- My Great Reader, it's so very good to see you in such high spirits Sir!

KIM- Yeah Buddie! Ever since I'm read in Reuters this... (points to laptop)

"U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton warned the prickly North during a visit to Seoul last Friday not to make any provocative moves, to stop taunting its southern neighbour and return to sputtering international nuclear disarmament talks".

KIM- Pwickly Norf! Plo-vock-tive moves! U-turn to spluttering dissing armor talks! That HILL-REE quacks me up looong time!!! She makes me ROR! (raugh out roud).

WANG- So... is she why we are here, Sir...moving missiles?

KIM- How they say in that Fwench mustard commercial for Grey Poop-On? Oh yeah...butt of course!

WANG- So Hillary has provoked you into this latest of actions, Sir?

KIM- You could say that, I'm guess. But even more than that...I'm wants to break her and the new US Addminniestration in right, looong time. You know...same-same Madame All-Bite.

WANG- Oh yes, like Madame Albright, your Greatness.

KIM- You on it rike vomit!

WANG- Very good. So why the Hawaiian shirt, Most Maniacal One?

KIM- Well, these here new mid-wange wockets can hit as far as Guam and I'm likes to dwess for the occasion.

WANG- I must say that you are quite the trend-setter, Sir.

KIM- Yes I'm am! Now be quiet so's I'm can listen to Bleach Boyz on my I-Plod!

So now we leave Great Reader KIM Jong IL of Norf Korea singing the Beach Boys hit song...

I GET AROUND
(remix by KIM , Jong Il *with a little help from JihadGene)


I'm gettin bugged listenin' to the Democrats/Placater's same old shit!
I gotta find some kind'a place where the U.N. aren't whimps!

I move my wockets around
Move around round round round... I'm move around
From bunker to bunker
Get around round round round... I'm move around
I'm a real hot head
Get around round round round... I'm get around
I'm makin real good bread (BAILOUT$)
Get around round round I'm get around
I get around
Round
Get around round round oooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo

OBAMA will take my crap cause he's stuck in defeat!
And weve never missed yet with the Albright's we meet!

I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
Im a real hot head
Get around round round I get around
I'm makin real good bread (BAILOUT$)
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Round
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

All of my wockets are ready cause it wouldnt be right
To leave them idle at home on a saturday night!


Round round get around
I'm get around
Yeah
Get around round round I get around
Get around round round I get around
Wah wa ooo
Get around round round I get around
Oooo ooo ooo
Get around round round I get around
Ahh ooo ooo
Get around round round I get around
Ahh ooo ooo
Get around round round I get around
Ahh ooo ooo