Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Koreans Have Taken Over or I Want My House Back

My wonderful Korean Brother-In-Law and Sis-In-Law are driving me ape shit. If any of you are involved in Korean or Asian culture this should come as no surprise to you...
Worker ants and bees are sloths compared to them.
There, I said it. I feel better already.


Anonymous said...

Come on... don't you have grouting that needs to be replaced, a lawn that needs to be mowed, underwear that needs to be ironed...

If they have the energy, it is your Christian duty to give them something to do to repay your hospitality.

How are they getting along with the little white dog?


joated said...

And you, you poor sap, are probably trying to keep up with them for fear of what? Losing face?

LL said...

Dude, I SO feel for you!! This is part of why my mom drives me batshit crazy. Ok, so this summer, she felt compelled to clean my garage. All winter, I've had this issue of water forming a HUGE LAKE in my garage because Oma moved my squeegee thing that I use to force it all out and down my driveway. I have been looking for it for MONTHS. I found it 2 days ago in a bucket with a shovel nice and neat in the corner behind stuff that she felt needed moving. And cleaning. And organizing.

You know she killed my daughter's sea monkeys cleaning, right?

Oh hell, I may cry for you in my sleep.

Teresa said...

Ah yes. I don't have Korean relatives, OTOH I do have relatives and I have to say that most of the time I'm very glad they don't come visit me. LOL.

Hang in there JG. You can make it.

JihadGene said...

DB- I did a Booger Butt piece just for you!

Joated- Just trying to keep the wife off my back!

LL- I had you sooo in mind when I wrote this! Yes I get it and I knew you would too. Today my Sis In Law put everyones shoes in order according to her spec's. It took me a full 5 minutes finding the house-shoes I normally use ALL THE TIME! Pray for me!!!!

Teresa- It's like my Doctor, a silver haired Korean-American says, "Visiting family are like fish. After 3 days they begin to stink".

Ruv you all looong time!!!

pamibe said...

I could use a new roof; too bad my inlaws are lazy rednecks. LOL!

JihadGene said...

Pam- Hopefully they are too lazy to come visit you. JG ;)

Maeve said...

Dude, sent them my way.
The damn fae STILL haven't show up!

Oddybobo said...

Tee hee . . . for some reason, when my oma visits she cleans my bathroom. I don't clean it clean enough for her. And as you know . . . the bright side of any such visit is that she doesn't cook for small numbers of people! Wheeeee!