Tuesday, February 3, 2009

I'm Got Wockets!!!

In the spirit of current events and South Korean news of Great Reader of North Korea, KIM Jong IL's latest missile capabilities, here is a little something for you Americans to ponder or just hum along to...

I've Been Working on my Wockets
by Great Reader KIM Jong IL

(*sung to the tune of, "I've been working on the railroad")

I've been working on my wockets
All the live-wrong day.
I've been working on Taepodongs
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the DEM's all blowing,
Bailout's so early in the morn;
Don't you hear Madame Speaker shouting,
"KIM, I'll blow your horn!"
OBAMA, won't you blow,
BIDEN, won't you blow,
PELOSI, won't you blow my ho-O-orn?
CODE PINK, won't you blow,
MURTHA, won't you blow,
Won't you all blow, my horn?
Someone's in D.C. despite BARRY
Someone's in D.C. I know-oh-O-oh
Someone's in D.C. with HILL-ER-RY
Blowin' on the old sax-oh! (saxophone, that is)


Anonymous said...

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

Like a missile.

You're too clever, Kim.


joated said...

May the Lord have mercy on your Seoul.

Miss Em said...

hoh rust runderfur!!

it huck in head. ron't go aray.

pamibe said...

Don't you hear Madame Speaker shouting,
"KIM, I'll blow your horn!"

ROFL!! Noooo.....!

Omnibabe said...


Pelosi also say, "Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Great Reader?"