Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Dogs, Cows, 'n Congress

I wave at my dogs. Not in a menacing way. I mean like, just a greeting. Is that crazy? I mean, they almost always wag back. Now if I waved at cows all the time, well that's stooopid. That would be just as nuts as giving bailouts to businesses that have failed.


Anonymous said...

If you give tax money to failing banks and the execs use that tax money to give themselves bonuses, isn't that the same as cheating on your taxes to the tune of 20 billion ?

Is there anyone in Congress who would even recognize that as a crime?

Geithner: Hey Charley Rangel, is there something wrong with cheating on taxes?

Charley: Damned if I know.

Pelosi: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kim Jong: Shut the Hewl Up you old Hag ! Come on over Here ! Flute Lessons today.

Barney Fwank: Kim - I'd love to see what you've done with the palace some day! Winkedy-wink!

Harry Reid: OH! Booo Hoo Hoo !!

Kucinich: Ditto !!!!!!!!!!!


Cappy said...

Rainbow Unicorns! Where are the damn Rainbow Unicorns! Obama has been President since the 20th and there still aren't any Raibow Unicorns!

Anonymous said...

There's two kinds of people out there. Those who say MOO! at cows when they drive by them. And those who don't.

I say Moo!


(Same can be said about congressmen. Some say BOO! when they go by them. Some don't. I say BOO!)

JihadGene said...

Let's see here friends...

Geithner, check, Harry Reid,check, KIM, check, Rainbow Unicorns for Cappy, check, Moo's, check, and Boo's, double check.

Yep, you guys covered it all! Thanks.

Vixen said...

Whenever we see cows, we sing a song the kids made up.

"I say a moo-chicka moo, I say a moo-chicka moo. I say moo, moo, moo. I say moo, moo, moo. I say a moo-chickarocka-chickarocka-chickamoo"

There is more, but in my old age I have forgotten it.

JihadGene said...


I ruv Moo Chicks!!!