Thursday, October 2, 2008

Rocky & Bullwinkle on Wall Street Bailout


BULLWINKLE- Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a number outta my ass!

ROCKY- I don't know, Bullwinkle. It seems like Voodoo Economics to me.

BULLWINKLE- This time, FOR SURE!

ROCKY- $700 billion? Are you sure that's all the US Government is gonna want to allegedly fix this alleged economy crisis? Ya know, the one most of us have seen coming since 2004, and all the while Hannity and Rush Limbaugh said it was just hummin' right along? That economy?

BULLWINKLE- Rocky, it's a regular Economic Pearl Harbor, I tell ya!

ROCKY- Know your history, Bullwinkle. Pearl Harbor was a sneek attack. This shit has been rollin' downhill for some time. You'd better get another ass.

BULLWINKLE- I hate f&*king squirrels. Where the hell is Mr Know-it-all when you need him?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gene,
I wanted to send you something nice for your birthday TOMORROW, but after reading your blog, I realized I can't afford it.
Love you lots,
Elder Sister

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JihadGene said...

Elder Sister Carol-
You're a pill!

Anonymous said...

Do we share a birthday, Gene????

October 3?

Deltabravo

JihadGene said...

Deltabravo-

Happy birthday to you! I'm proud to share this date with you. May your teenager's stay the hell out of your hair today and may they suffer the slings & arrows of Viking Doll if they don't!
RUV YOU LOOONG TIME!!!
JihadGene

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the b-day wishes. Back at ya!