Thursday, October 2, 2008
Rocky & Bullwinkle on Wall Street Bailout
BULLWINKLE- Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a number outta my ass!
ROCKY- I don't know, Bullwinkle. It seems like Voodoo Economics to me.
BULLWINKLE- This time, FOR SURE!
ROCKY- $700 billion? Are you sure that's all the US Government is gonna want to allegedly fix this alleged economy crisis? Ya know, the one most of us have seen coming since 2004, and all the while Hannity and Rush Limbaugh said it was just hummin' right along? That economy?
BULLWINKLE- Rocky, it's a regular Economic Pearl Harbor, I tell ya!
ROCKY- Know your history, Bullwinkle. Pearl Harbor was a sneek attack. This shit has been rollin' downhill for some time. You'd better get another ass.
BULLWINKLE- I hate f&*king squirrels. Where the hell is Mr Know-it-all when you need him?