Meanwhile somewhere in The Land of the Morning Missile Launch (Norf Korea) we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL checking his "Text Messages"....
KIM- I got a tex message! General Wang! I gots TEX MESSAGE!!!
WANG- What's so great about receiving a text message, Sir?
KIM- It comes frums the Baalack 'Whose-Named' OBAMA camp!!!
WANG- Really, Great One? Open it and let's see who his running mate is!
KIM- I'm cant's wait! ... I'm so's excited!
Look for me General Wang, and tell me.
WANG- (takes cell phone) clicka-click-crick...
BWAHAWAWAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
KIM- Don'ts tell me that stupid son-of-a-bitch picked Joe Biden?
WANG- BWAHAWAWAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
KIM- Damn.
7 comments:
Bideniggacantwin?
F*ck if I know's.
tlzkuj reporting
Hell, Biden's comb over could run as an independent.
Let's swiftboat his hairplugs.
That's PRESIDENT Biden to you people!
Deltabravo
Oh, some wag far more clever than I has already christened that team "Obama bin Biden."
I bow to the master, whomever it is.
Deltabravo
Obama bin Biden?....Wish I would have thought of that one, yes buddy.
.... dude..... I just hope that you are RIGHT.......
Eric
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