Saturday, August 23, 2008

Great Reader KIM Jong IL Receives Text Message

Meanwhile somewhere in The Land of the Morning Missile Launch (Norf Korea) we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL checking his "Text Messages"....

KIM- I got a tex message! General Wang! I gots TEX MESSAGE!!!

WANG- What's so great about receiving a text message, Sir?

KIM- It comes frums the Baalack 'Whose-Named' OBAMA camp!!!

WANG- Really, Great One? Open it and let's see who his running mate is!

KIM- I'm cant's wait! ... I'm so's excited!
Look for me General Wang, and tell me.

WANG- (takes cell phone) clicka-click-crick...


KIM- Don'ts tell me that stupid son-of-a-bitch picked Joe Biden?


KIM- Damn.


KeesKennis said...

F*ck if I know's.
tlzkuj reporting

none said...

Hell, Biden's comb over could run as an independent.

Cappy said...

Let's swiftboat his hairplugs.

Anonymous said...

That's PRESIDENT Biden to you people!


Anonymous said...

Oh, some wag far more clever than I has already christened that team "Obama bin Biden."

I bow to the master, whomever it is.


JihadGene said...

Obama bin Biden?....Wish I would have thought of that one, yes buddy.

Anonymous said...

.... dude..... I just hope that you are RIGHT.......