Saturday, August 23, 2008
Great Reader KIM Jong IL Receives Text Message
Meanwhile somewhere in The Land of the Morning Missile Launch (Norf Korea) we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL checking his "Text Messages"....
KIM- I got a tex message! General Wang! I gots TEX MESSAGE!!!
WANG- What's so great about receiving a text message, Sir?
KIM- It comes frums the Baalack 'Whose-Named' OBAMA camp!!!
WANG- Really, Great One? Open it and let's see who his running mate is!
KIM- I'm cant's wait! ... I'm so's excited!
Look for me General Wang, and tell me.
WANG- (takes cell phone) clicka-click-crick...
KIM- Don'ts tell me that stupid son-of-a-bitch picked Joe Biden?