I'm not sure but I'm thinking this is how NBC's AL Roker lost all that weight.
Meanwhile (About 8 years ago) somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, we find DPRK's
Great Reader KIM Jong IL with his Ma...
Lil KIM- Rook, Mom! Space KimChee in a can!
MOMMASAN- Wee-cyclable too! Vice Plesident Al GOE wood be proud! Now, Jong-IL, go play your game of Gulags & GrodZilla's.
Lil KIM- Screw Dat! I'm play wiff WOCKETS!
MOMMASAN- KIMMY JONG IL!!! Don't yoo's ebber talk to your Mommy like that!
Lil KIM- Does the phraze "I'm kill you looong time"... bling any bells?
MOMMASAN- Do as you please, Great Reader.
Lil KIM- I'm thought so.
Photo* Great Reader kickin-it with an illegal alien.