ATTENTION DPRK'S PEOPLE'S OF 90210 LAND OF THE MORNING MISSILE LAUNCH!
I'm afflaid our friend and arch enemy, Mista Wed-Neck, is either deceased or his
penis-pump implant surgery, performed in a Norf Carolina High Skool Science Lab, has gone awry! He has not posted anysthings on his brogg in many daze now. So unlike him not to have a new recipe posted at Redneck Ramblings for Carolina Pan-Fried Sow's Spinchter! Mmmm...Mmmm...grood. We no have Soy Milk Cartons to put his plicture on so's mine brogg will have to do this vital work! By my sincere conslern for da safety an wells-beings of the MIA WedNECK, I GREAT READER KIM JONG IL, am once again ploof positive, that I'm a good guy and WedNECK is nuttin butt a bait-suckin BLOWFISH!!! Here be Plicture...
Medicare will help pay for da surgery yoo so's desperately needs. WED-NECK COME HOME!