I'm afflaid our friend and arch enemy, Mista Wed-Neck, is either deceased or his
penis-pump implant surgery, performed in a Norf Carolina High Skool Science Lab, has gone awry! He has not posted anysthings on his brogg in many daze now. So unlike him not to have a new recipe posted at Redneck Ramblings for Carolina Pan-Fried Sow's Spinchter! Mmmm...Mmmm...grood. We no have Soy Milk Cartons to put his plicture on so's mine brogg will have to do this vital work! By my sincere conslern for da safety an wells-beings of the MIA WedNECK, I GREAT READER KIM JONG IL, am once again ploof positive, that I'm a good guy and WedNECK is nuttin butt a bait-suckin BLOWFISH!!! Here be Plicture...
Medicare will help pay for da surgery yoo so's desperately needs. WED-NECK COME HOME!
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Oh. Dude. after RedNeck of RedNeck Ramblings see dat, I'm only hopes youse got your wockets weady.
Ericklaw- No problemo! El Great Reader has plenty of Brand-Aides and 50 gallons (US) of Bactine. This is war! If him kricks mine ass on a daily basis...is good twaining for my troops! Wrong Riv Great Reader!
(Beslides I have Operations Hillary and Michelle up my sweeve, in case the sh*t bros-up in my face, again)
Ruv Yoo Looong Time!
Great Reader KIM Jong IL
It ain't me. No ball cap. See, that's proof. It's PHOTOSHOPPED! Did you get that from Rooters, or Hooters? They both lie.
PS:
I got a rolex, brand new. Wanna buy it? (mushmouth response) No, not rolodex 'tard. You can't call Britney with it. It's a watch. You need one, tells you what time it is.
Yo! Wed-Neck!
Kotex makes a watch?
Whats company motto?...Maybee...
Time for Toxic Shock Syndlome".
Ruv Yoo Not So Looong Time!
Great Reader KIM Jong IL
PMS I'm grad U be Oklay! Fweel free to attack anytimes, yoo GI Joe.
Matter of fact... they do.
Motto...
You'll still know what time it is, even when your heads up your ass.
Fair enough?
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